The Most Troll-like Thread, Can You Beat the Troll

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Susanna

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Adstar said:
The World ended Yesterday.. You are currently all dead. All that you see, hear, taste and experience from this time on is a sophisticated simulation.. So relax and enjoy the experience while waiting for your turn to be judged..
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Yet I feel so alive, nowhere near ready to appear before the Judge. Lord, I want to be the last in line.
 
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Trump Praises Latest North Korean Nuclear Missile Test,

Calls it, "A Complete Success".


After the missile stayed off course and landed directly on Kim Jong-un
 
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Scientists admit: Global warming is a hoax!


Temperatures in Atlanta Georgia hit 127 F. degrees for the second month.
 
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Untied Airlines buys Hoover Vacuums.


For obvious reasons. They have something in common.
 
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Mexico says, "We'll pay for the wall."


(Anything to keep Trump out of our country)
 
Huglife

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Canada admits that Justin Beaber is canadian. America has just waged war against them
 
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Trump has dinner with Czar Putin in Mar-a-Lago


Serves chocolate cake for desert.
 
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abcdef

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Aliens discover life on earth


They turn around and leave as fast as they can
 
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abcdef

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Do You Want Clean Coal?

Use Tide Detergent,

Try our softeners too.

They'll turn your hard coal soft in one treatment.
 
Huglife

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Why did God send his son down here so we could murder him?
 
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Frequency of earthquakes increases in Oklahoma.


Residents are shaken by the experience.

"We're moving to San Francisco where it's safe," they said.
 
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Trump gives National Parks to Coal companies.


To preserve the beauty of the parks and keep them in their natural state.
 
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abcdef

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Texas Longhorn football team lets Texas A&M win game.

Cause they feel sorry for them.
 
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Hillary encouraged to run in 2020

In the Boston Marathon
 
WineRose

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HELLOOOO GUYS I WAS ACTUALLY GOD THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I JUST WANNA SAY THAT JESUS WAS ACTUALLY THE NAME OF MY 1-MONTH-OLD KITTEN AND THE HOLY SPIRIT WAS JUST A BLACK BUTLER OC I MADE UP. GOOD DAY!!!!!
 
Huglife

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WineRose said:
HELLOOOO GUYS I WAS ACTUALLY GOD THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I JUST WANNA SAY THAT JESUS WAS ACTUALLY THE NAME OF MY 1-MONTH-OLD KITTEN AND THE HOLY SPIRIT WAS JUST A BLACK BUTLER OC I MADE UP. GOOD DAY!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAH.......
 
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kaylagrl

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Wow! You all are so inventive! lol Im having a good laugh reading all of these. I see a certain vegetable was banned...
 
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