The Official Cupcake Fight Thread

[tourist]

Don't eat it! Didn't you see how she previously poisoned other people's food? XD

Too late. I guess I never learn. I will be back as soon as I get my stomach pumped out in the ER. Ambulance outside is honking the horn so I have to run! Oh, crawl...

 

[tourist]

Coffee is the devils urine =P

Try using a little Coffee Mate in your next cup.

 

[Lovesong]

Too late. I guess I never learn. I will be back as soon as I get my stomach pumped out in the ER. Ambulance outside is honking the horn so I have to run! Oh, crawl...

*Bach and Benedict Cumberbatch step lightly over Tourist and continue their duel outside* Excuse us!

me: *sits outside in a lawn chair observing* these duels take forever.... -_-;

 

[tourist]

*Bach and Benedict Cumberbatch step lightly over Tourist and continue their duel outside* Excuse us!

me: *sits outside in a lawn chair observing* these duels take forever.... -_-;

Bach and Benedict are now road kill. I instructed the ambulance driver to run them over. I saw you waving at me as I was leaving for the hospital. I had them honk once for you to say goodbye.

 

[Ugly]

The Devils pee ..lolololololol. XD
Thanks for ruining coffee for me. lol

The truth hurts, i know!

Pardon me Sir....But may I ask How thy Depths of thy question are beyond your comprehension?..

That answer is beyond the depths of my abilities.

But Bach is my favorite musician.. *bottom lip trembles*

Bach: *walks in* there there my dear sweet Lovesong! come with me on my cloud and we shall make beautiful music together..~~
Me: hurray! ^^
Bach: the pleasure is all mine, now come let's make haste before sundown.
me:wooooo
*POOF*
Benedict Cumberbatch: *appears* nay...I say NAY! Unhand my fair lass for she is mine!
Bach: what in the classical funk music is Benedict Cumberbatch doing here?
me: *shrugs*

Benedict Cumberbatch: *smacks Bach on the face with his glove* En Garde!
Bach: oh it's on!

*the two men begin a sword fight for my hand*

me: ^__________^

*blink blink

 

[Lovesong]

Bach and Benedict are now road kill. I instructed the ambulance driver to run them over. I saw you waving at me as I was leaving for the hospital. I had them honk once for you to say goodbye.

LOL NOOOOOOOO! (LOL that was cold...)

AW MAN...all My hopes and dreams are flattened as pancakes. T___T. *cries* *sniff - sniff*

*shrugs* oh well. *runs back to the cupcake fight*

 

[Ugly]

Try using a little Coffee Mate in your next cup.

There will never be a next anything coffee. Any hint of coffee flavoring, no matter how slight, will ruin whatever it touches. Period.

 

[tourist]

What??????????? You don't like coffee????....This is very sad now...

Tragic, if you think about it. He did not say that he does not drink coffee, only that he does not like it. I offered him a suggestion on how to make it more palatable for him. A little sugar may also help sweeten his sour disposition.

 

[Lovesong]

The truth hurts, i know!

*blink blink

*flicks coffee sprinkles at Ugly* lol

Welcome to my head and the world of my wonderful imagination! XD
there are many duels that take place there, you were privy to witness one. lol

 

[JesusLives]

JesusLives[/B];1580099]No wait I got it all wrong.....goes and gets drill and drills extra holes in all of the Twinkies and flings them at everyone in the room and watches as white cream goes everywhere like the 4th of July....There take that everyone I scream as I run laughing from the room.[/QUOTE

Lovesong
*beams a banana cream pie at Jesuslives* I called the FDA and made them recall the hostess again to buy us some time from the hostess attack.XD *disappears in a cloud of smoke*

JesusLives
While licking banana cream pie off my face grab cell phone and dial FDA sending them a fresh batch of home made cupcakes to bribe them to leave hostess brand alone explaining the usage of them FDA agrees that it is a good way to get rid of Twinkies and sends over a brand new Black and Decker drill.

I see Lovesong in the next room and go ring the doorbell she opens the door and wham it's a Twinkie blast which catches her off guard and she falls and slides down the length of the slip and slide that I have covered with tourists frosting that emptied the vacuum cleaner.... must go and find new ammo for the vacuum. What a sight Lovesong sliding and frosting flying.

 

[tourist]

*flicks coffee sprinkles at Ugly* lol

Welcome to my head and the world of my wonderful imagination! XD
there are many duels that take place there, you were privy to witness one. lol

I hope that those were Taster's Choice coffee sprinkles you flicked at him. Sprinkle a little on his ice cream too. He looks like a vanilla guy. It will jazz it up a little and maybe put a little bounce in his step.

 

[Ugly]

*flicks coffee sprinkles at Ugly* lol

Welcome to my head and the world of my wonderful imagination! XD
there are many duels that take place there, you were privy to witness one. lol

*growls menacingly

 

[Lovesong]

JesusLives[/B];1580099]No wait I got it all wrong.....goes and gets drill and drills extra holes in all of the Twinkies and flings them at everyone in the room and watches as white cream goes everywhere like the 4th of July....There take that everyone I scream as I run laughing from the room.[/QUOTE

Lovesong
*beams a banana cream pie at Jesuslives* I called the FDA and made them recall the hostess again to buy us some time from the hostess attack.XD *disappears in a cloud of smoke*

JesusLives
While licking banana cream pie off my face grab cell phone and dial FDA sending them a fresh batch of home made cupcakes to bribe them to leave hostess brand alone explaining the usage of them FDA agrees that it is a good way to get rid of Twinkies and sends over a brand new Black and Decker drill.

I see Lovesong in the next room and go ring the doorbell she opens the door and wham it's a Twinkie blast which catches her off guard and she falls and slides down the length of the slip and slide that I have covered with tourists frosting that emptied the vacuum cleaner.... must go and find new ammo for the vacuum. What a sight Lovesong sliding and frosting flying.

O____________________O

ahhh! I have been bested by the witty JesusLives! I did not see this coming!

*slides on the never ending slip and slide that goes around the world*

 

[Lovesong]

*growls menacingly

Peace? T_T

 

[Lovesong]

*on a happier note, Benedict Cumberbatch revives from being road kill but escapes the cupcake war safely whilst no one is looking* *POOF* he disappears and not seen in the cupcake war since*

 

[tourist]

*on a happier note, Benedict Cumberbatch revives from being road kill but escapes the cupcake war safely whilst no one is looking* *POOF* he disappears and not seen in the cupcake war since*

I just seen the guy! He is in hospital bed next to mine. He was flat as a pancake but the nurses are pumping him full of air to get him inflated again. He is obviously trying to get in shape for the upcoming frosting wrestling competition. Perhaps he can give me a few pointers. I sure could use them.

 

[Raine]

Love song I would've just picked Benedict xD. Isn't Bach deaf? Or was it Beethoven?

Then he wouldn't have been road kill haha.

Tourist, your ambulance - road kill made me laugh so hard! XD. I think it befuddled my family.

FYI, I'll be gone on vacation starting on Monday for a week... Not sure if I will have internet access and if I do I will limit my visits. . I will miss all of your crazy posts!

I hope someone has this beautiful awful mess cleaned up before I get back.

 

[Lovesong]

I just seen the guy! He is in hospital bed next to mine. He was flat as a pancake but the nurses are pumping him full of air to get him inflated again. He is obviously trying to get in shape for the upcoming frosting wrestling competition. Perhaps he can give me a few pointers. I sure could use them.

lol XD

frosting wrestling competition? What in the world is this new game you have invented?

 

[cgirl]

How did I get here? .... ouch!!! a myriad mines of unpronounceable stuff are exploding next to me!
I gotta fly out of here. This is too much for my level of English.... *leaves the field covered in frosting and some other gooey stuff*

 

[Raine]

lol XD

frosting wrestling competition? What in the world is this new game you have invented?

Are all the men participating to win lovesong's heart? O: We are leveling up.