The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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If everyone's always asking for your advice, but nobody ever listens to it, then you might as well give terrible advice.

Don't pass down any wisdom you might have obtained from doing stupid stuff.*

*Did ya see what I did there, eh?
no,retype this all over again!
 

AlaynaJ

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Don't die. It's bad for your health.
 
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If you have a terrible headache, drop an anvil on your foot to take the pain away from your headache.
 

WineRose

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If you hate rap music, befriend someone who always listens to that stuff, and that would build your tolerance!
 

Scotty

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Go ahead and eat that week old burrito you found under your bed. It has great nutritional value! Also, don't worry about the green stuff growing on it. It'll just make it taste better.
 

joefizz

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Talk about yourself in the the third person with everyone you meet!
 

posthuman

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Talk about yourself in the the third person with everyone you meet!
Talk about everyone you meet in 3rd person! instead of directly interacting with them, stick to detailed, factual descriptions of what they are doing and how they appear!
 

WineRose

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Who wants to talk about themselves in third person when they can talk about themselves in second person?!
 

Mem

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no,retype this all over again!
When late to a meeting with your boss, just smile and extend a hand to shake saying, "Sorry, I had to poop and stuff."
 

joefizz

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Practice karate by busting a hole in a wall it's good practice!
 

Laish

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Everyone listen to Joefizz . He is a medical doctor (M.D.) and gives great medical advice.
Blessings
Bill
 
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Play hide and seek in a field laced with land minds and poison ivy.
 
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Tell posthuman...AKA bones...to go play with some dogs.

#HereRover!!
 

MichaelOwen

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If you have a head cold, try tying a knot in your neck so it won't get to your chest
 

joefizz

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Everyone listen to Joefizz . He is a medical doctor (M.D.) and gives great medical advice.
Blessings
Bill
Yes listen to Joefizz he knows all about what ails you and if he doesn't then you weren't ailing anyhow lol!
 

joefizz

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Take everyone literally when they speak metaphorically,like when someone says "spill the beans" find a can of beans and spill them,or when someone says "and I'm frank sinatra" believe the person and get their autograph!
 

Susanna

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Take everyone literally when they speak metaphorically,like when someone says "spill the beans" find a can of beans and spill them,or when someone says "and I'm frank sinatra" believe the person and get their autograph!
Oh...please don't spill your guts, then...Lol.