Santa clause also showed up and everybody stared at him with deadly condemnation. You know what happened next, it was death by shaming.
This made me remember a funny story that happened a bunch of years ago. I come from a blended family. What I mean by this is Mama's side is Baptist and Daddy's side is Pentecostal. I was at a Christmas Eve family gathering about 15 years ago, and this family gathering was blended, some of mama's kin and mostly daddy's kin. One uncle dressed like Santa every year for the kids.
That year my cousin was in town with his family, including his cutie patootie daughter who was about 4 then. (she's grown now and HATES this story) Santa was there, and she sat on his lap.
Santa: what would you like for CHristmas this year?
Cousin: blank stare
silence for a few seconds....
Cousin: You need to be filled with the Holy Ghost and not be Santa!!
Then she hugged him and walked away.
I laughed so hard eggnog came out my nose!!