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WineRose

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I would go to the psychiatrist and tell him I was having hallucinations.

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

I could not resist.
I wouldn't mind. I can't hear you from 8500-9000 miles away, right?

What would you do if your new neighbour was Ronald Macdonald?
 
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LaVieEnRose

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I wouldn't mind. I can't hear you from 8500-9000 miles away, right?

What would you do if your new neighbour was Ronald Macdonald?
So, so sad. You deprived child. You don’t know the Beatles. I weep for your generation.

I would do nothing. I don’t interact with my neighbors, now. I’d wave to him as he pulls in and out of his driveway, that is the extent of my neighborly interactions.

What would you do if you could read people’s minds?
 

melita916

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So, so sad. You deprived child. You don’t know the Beatles. I weep for your generation.

I would do nothing. I don’t interact with my neighbors, now. I’d wave to him as he pulls in and out of his driveway, that is the extent of my neighborly interactions.

What would you do if you could read people’s minds?
Read people’s minds. Hmm. I would probably hide to try to avoid reading minds. People think of all kind of things. :(

What would you do if there was no music?
 
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LaVieEnRose

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What would you do if you couldn't speak any words with vowels in them?
Speak Polish.

What would you do if you were forced into an arranged marriage with a person you do not know?
 

Lynx

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Speak Polish.

What would you do if you were forced into an arranged marriage with a person you do not know?
Find somebody better and elope.

What would you do if everyday right as you were about to leave work, your boss suddenly asked you to stay an extra 2 hours?
 
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LaVieEnRose

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Find somebody better and elope.

What would you do if everyday right as you were about to leave work, your boss suddenly asked you to stay an extra 2 hours?
I would say “Why Mr. Jones! You’re a married man! I’m not THAT type of girl. Find someone else to take your dictation.”

What would you do if you were suddenly transported to another country without any money or way to contact people at home?
 
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joefizz

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I would say “Why Mr. Jones! You’re a married man! I’m not THAT type of girl. Find someone else to take your dictation.”

What would you do if you were suddenly transported to another country without any money or way to contact people at home?
Start a new life and be happy for once!
What would scare you more than a lion out from nowhere?
 
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joefizz

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Find somebody better and elope.

What would you do if everyday right as you were about to leave work, your boss suddenly asked you to stay an extra 2 hours?
Depends I guess I have multiple bosses and most of them are men so my response would either be ok sure I don't mind overtime pay,if it was the woman boss and she was acting weird I wouldn't even respond just clock out and leave.
What would you do if every cat including lions,tigers,and all other breeds knew your Christian chat user name could talk and kept asking why your name is Lynx?
 
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joefizz

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Speak Polish.

What would you do if you were forced into an arranged marriage with a person you do not know?
Jump into a well to the feudal era and get married to someone there and not return.
What would you do if every sign in your town was suddenly pink and green?
 
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joefizz

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What would you do if you couldn't speak any words with vowels in them?
tap dance and use facial expressions from anime series I have watched to tell what I can't say.
What would you do if suddenly an ancient civilization was revived and determined to take over the world?
 
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LaVieEnRose

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Jump into a well to the feudal era and get married to someone there and not return.
What would you do if every sign in your town was suddenly pink and green?
Nothing. It would make sense for them to be pink as my town is known for shrimp.

What would you do if your closest family member tried to make you work at a job you hate? (I got this idea from a movie, I’m running low on creative juices).
 
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joefizz

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So, so sad. You deprived child. You don’t know the Beatles. I weep for your generation.

I would do nothing. I don’t interact with my neighbors, now. I’d wave to him as he pulls in and out of his driveway, that is the extent of my neighborly interactions.

What would you do if you could read people’s minds?
Learn to understand others and lead them to Christ more efficiently.
What would you do if The Monkees bought the rights to all the songs of the Beatles and made a show about it?
 
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joefizz

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Nothing. It would make sense for them to be pink as my town is known for shrimp.

What would you do if your closest family member tried to make you work at a job you hate? (I got this idea from a movie, I’m running low on creative juices).
(already did this before)
Leave out the door with all the stuff of mine that I could get moved to another relative's house.
What would you do if I didn't leave a question?
 

EmilyNats

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I would wait till someone else posted something.

What would you do if you found a kitten on your front porch?
 
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Tinuviel

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Feed it until it was claimed. If it remained unclaimed, I'd find someone to give it to who liked cats :p

What would you do if your car broke down in the middle of nowhere where you had no cell phone reception?
 
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LaVieEnRose

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Feed it until it was claimed. If it remained unclaimed, I'd find someone to give it to who liked cats :p

What would you do if your car broke down in the middle of nowhere where you had no cell phone reception?
Easy, this has happened to me before- I’ll wait until a guy comes along to help me. In the Stone Age before cell phones, I had this happen quite often in the clunkers I had to drive. One time, no less than three men stopped to help me (I am NOT hot, so that wasn’t it). I live in a place where it is very common to see men pulled over on the side of the road helping people who have broken down.

What would you do if you felt the brakes in your car had gone out?
 

WineRose

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Easy, this has happened to me before- I’ll wait until a guy comes along to help me. In the Stone Age before cell phones, I had this happen quite often in the clunkers I had to drive. One time, no less than three men stopped to help me (I am NOT hot, so that wasn’t it). I live in a place where it is very common to see men pulled over on the side of the road helping people who have broken down.

What would you do if you felt the brakes in your car had gone out?
Give them a call, and demand that they come back. It's probably not yet their lunch 'brake'. (I'm sorry...)

What would you do if CC permanently became a subreddit on Reddit?
 
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LaVieEnRose

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Give them a call, and demand that they come back. It's probably not yet their lunch 'brake'. (I'm sorry...)

What would you do if CC permanently became a subreddit on Reddit?
No longer post, as I don’t desire to be a redditor.

What would you do if your adult child told you he was gay? I have been thinking about this all morning, formulating my response to my hypothetical child who only exists in my mind (it has been a painful exercise in fantasy, but not as serious as the real situation). I like to be prepared for every eventuality, so I fantasize about bad things as well as good.
 
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If you had a thing for your drug dealing neighbour that God have u a vision of two months before he moved in when u asked God who your husband was? (Actually there were two men, him and one in the distance. I also saw his dog in the vision and my cat jumped over the fence in it to his place where the dog was visciously barking and in my vision I said “Precious don’t go!” My cats name is precious. I’ve always joked that men are like dogs and women are like cats. And Gods used my cat a lot to show me how God sees me as very precious.