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oldethennew

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know that Christ has me where He wants me and realize that
my home is His Church, my refuge and that when ever I went out,
He was holding my hands...

what would you do if an old, tired, hunting dog came out of the woods
and came your house for sustenance and rest
before he could move on and find his way to his home?
 

WineRose

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know that Christ has me where He wants me and realize that
my home is His Church, my refuge and that when ever I went out,
He was holding my hands...

what would you do if an old, tired, hunting dog came out of the woods
and came your house for sustenance and rest
before he could move on and find his way to his home?
Help the poor little chap.

What would you do if you were offered a job from Apple?
 

Lynx

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Well this thread got really weird really fast...

" What would you do if you were offered a job from Apple?"

I would take the job and work there for the money. But I would be a sleeper cell, a covert operative waiting for my chance. When the revolution comes and people cast off their iShackles, i would be ready. Bwahahahaha!

Ahem... I mean I would take the job and make some money. Yeah. :cool:

What would you do if your best friend suddenly turned into a total jerk?
 
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CandieM

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Well this thread got really weird really fast...

" What would you do if you were offered a job from Apple?"

I would take the job and work there for the money. But I would be a sleeper cell, a covert operative waiting for my chance. When the revolution comes and people cast off their iShackles, i would be ready. Bwahahahaha!

Ahem... I mean I would take the job and make some money. Yeah. :cool:

What would you do if your best friend suddenly turned into a total jerk?
I'd expect it because almost every friend I ever had turned into a total jerk. Bitterness will do that to you.

What would you do if it suddenly started to rain garlic bread?
 

JesusLives

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I'd expect it because almost every friend I ever had turned into a total jerk. Bitterness will do that to you.

What would you do if it suddenly started to rain garlic bread?
Make lasagna.....have a great dinner.

What would you do if jello filled your swimming pool?
 
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CandieM

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Make lasagna.....have a great dinner.

What would you do if jello filled your swimming pool?
I'd scoop all of it out, put it on paper plates with some plastic spoons, wrap it in plastic wrap, and take all of it to homeless shelters.

What would you do if you saw someone climbing a rainbow?
 

JesusLives

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I'd scoop all of it out, put it on paper plates with some plastic spoons, wrap it in plastic wrap, and take all of it to homeless shelters.

What would you do if you saw someone climbing a rainbow?
Join them cross to the end and get the pot of gold...

What would you do if a Unicorn walked into your yard?
 

WineRose

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I would ask it to fart

What would you do if you had one wish roto come true
Switch universes.

What would you do if you made a thread and someone sent you a very confusing gif which you can't tell is genuine or sarcastic/mocking?
 
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CandieM

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Switch universes.

What would you do if you made a thread and someone sent you a very confusing gif which you can't tell is genuine or sarcastic/mocking?
Roll my eyes and try to play it off but end up feeling persecuted, deep down. Also, I'd try to bottle it up as best as I could and be as polite as possible, and if that didn't work I'd do everything in my power to ignore them.

What would you do if you loudly farted in front of your pet and it startled them?
 

PurpleCandles

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Roll my eyes and try to play it off but end up feeling persecuted, deep down. Also, I'd try to bottle it up as best as I could and be as polite as possible, and if that didn't work I'd do everything in my power to ignore them.

What would you do if you loudly farted in front of your pet and it startled them?
What? Again? ;):LOL: Ask them to forgive me for the stinky. Again.

What would you do if you were having a really bad hair day and your clothing slipped somehow. And just as you're trying to fix the clothes you turn and see standing there watching you is your favorite celebrity? Witnessing the whole thing.
 

Lynx

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I can't think of any celebrities I actually like, so I probably wouldn't care. But I don't know much about celebrities anyway. They probably get tired of people getting all flustered around them.

What would you do if people got all flustered whenever you were around, and you wanted them to be at ease?
 

WineRose

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I can't think of any celebrities I actually like, so I probably wouldn't care. But I don't know much about celebrities anyway. They probably get tired of people getting all flustered around them.

What would you do if people got all flustered whenever you were around, and you wanted them to be at ease?
Once again, switch universes. In this case, I would become obsessed with accomplishing a goal which cannot be achieved. There is no point staying in this situation.

What would you do if CC had a merger with 4chan?
 

Lynx

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What would you do if CC had a merger with 4chan?
That would be like a Republican/Democrat merger. If such happened I would start a campaign to raise money for RoboOp's CAT scan. If he is merging CC and 4chan there has got to be a tumor in there somewhere.

What would you do if the thing you most wanted to do in the whole world was already done by somebody else and you could no longer do it?
 

OstrichSmiling

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That would be like a Republican/Democrat merger. If such happened I would start a campaign to raise money for RoboOp's CAT scan. If he is merging CC and 4chan there has got to be a tumor in there somewhere.

What would you do if the thing you most wanted to do in the whole world was already done by somebody else and you could no longer do it?
I can look this up but since I'm here. What is 4chan? Not my actual thread question.
I'd do it anyway because they can't do it like me.

What would you do if you awakened tomorrow and realized you had the power to heal? By touch, thought, or through prayer.