Word Association

ribs - LOL! Okay... Yes, now I understand why you didn't mention it! It's painful even to think about. May I ask what you like about them? (Edit: Actually, you probably deserve a different rating for that post, so I've changed it. The shock is mainly for me... )

barbecue (They are really tasty! I grew up around many cattle ranches. My grandparents ran a bar. Sometimes they would have calf fries. People would drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of fried bull testicles. Yummiest things on earth, I'm telling you! lol)

chargrill - lol! Well, much respect to you. It's probably that initial thought of where they come from that is off-putting to me, I guess. If you were brought up on them, and they're delicious, good for you. I think the fact that your favourite food is bull testicles has just made the Chieftess' terror factor to the Whangdoodles multiply by 200x!

smoker (Oklahoma even has bull fry festivals. If we dedicate a festival to those tasty things, they must be good! lol Is there anything strange that you eat, Commodore?)

pipe - lol. I had read about the festivals - I remember seeing a photograph with the phrase "testy festy" on big letters on a sign - but thought it was more about making use of the oversupply of mountain oysters rather than them actually tasting good... I don't think there's anything so strange that I eat... I'm going through a list of my regular foods, but nothing that brings a tear to my eye at the mere thought, like that one does...

tobacco ("Testy festy" LoL! I've had soft shell turtle. I thought it was terrible. I also think caviar is terrible. You know, I don't think the Chieftess is very high society. I hope that doesn't exempt me from Whangdoodling!)

cigar - oh, most certainly not. If the image of you crunching on a bull fry makes me feel queasy, imagine the fear it will strike into the small, murky hearts of the Whangdoodles. They will practically be begging to be lassooed and defenestrated, provided there are no Whangdoodle fries as part of the equation.

Really? Turtle is terrible? I guess it's good (that it tastes bad), as turtles can take a long time to grow. I have tried caviar, and didn't really enjoy it either.

cigarillo (LoL! I can just see bunches of Whangdoodle fries in a big caldron type of thing being fried. The Whangdoodles would exit our solar system!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like caviar. Maybe I'm not refined enough. Fortunately, the Chieftess doesn't have to worry about being high society or refined.)

cigarette - lol. What a great idea! I think you have discovered the secret of being free from the Whangdoodles forever. They will leave Whangdoodlia, and the terrifying memory of being at risk of having their most important/pain-sensitive parts fried up in a cauldron and served as a side-dish to hungry patrons alongside a burger and coke, millions of miles behind.

Whangdoodle fries shall be on the menu - next time. But don't worry about not being high society - someone in my profession is not considered high society either.

filter (You are so right. The Whangdoodles are sure to never return!

I'm elated to know that I'm in good company! Until next time!)

purify - we shall purify all Whangdoodlia of the nefarious Whangdoodles by means of our newest invention - a large cauldron-type device filled with oil, preceded by a small guillotine at the end of a conveyor, by which Whangdoodle fry bunches are procured from their Whangdoodle hosts.

Before this device has even been given a name and advertised in the local Whangdoodle times, our intelligence has reported vast plagues of Whangdoodles have been monitored contacting their local space agencies and requesting tickets to the moon or even further... A very promising start!