You know you’re growing old when you …

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Immawildthing

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Lol... Reading a lot of these, I can't help thinking, "you might be getting old, but you also might be 3 months pregnant". :p
 
Descyple

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Immawildthing said:
Lol... Reading a lot of these, I can't help thinking, "you might be getting old, but you also might be 3 months pregnant". :p
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I might be 3 months pregnant???

Well, that would explain my bloated stomach, swollen feet, and unusual food cravings (that's a relief, because I thought I might be going through menopause!!!).
 
Immawildthing

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Descyple said:
I might be 3 months pregnant???

Well, that would explain my bloated stomach, swollen feet, and unusual food cravings (that's a relief, because I thought I might be going through menopause!!!).
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Don't be too upset if it is menopause, or if you're not 3 months pregnant. I'll try not to make you too jealous of my baby when he gets here.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I know I'm getting old when I still call cd's "albums" and when I tell people under age 20 about my cd collection,they openly mock me & say 'Who owns cd's anymore?".:rolleyes:
 
pickles

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When it takes twice as long to get anything done and time seems to go twice as fast!

God bless:)
pickles
 
Immawildthing

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iTOREtheSKY said:
I know I'm getting old when I still call cd's "albums" and when I tell people under age 20 about my cd collection,they openly mock me & say 'Who owns cd's anymore?".:rolleyes:
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*Raises hand* I do!!! I love my CDs
 
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ukkez

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i knew i was getting old when i worrie about the laudry being outside, wether the weather will let it dry or not. i moan about places being to loud and friends having babies.
 
Katy-follower

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pickles said:
time seems to go twice as fast!
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Isn't that true! When you're young it drags on, but blink now and it'll be 2014 already!

Oh well, just means we're another step closer to His return :D
 
Descyple

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You know you're growing old when.................. you can remember when Vanna White spun her first letter on Wheel of Fortune!!!
 
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BarlyGurl

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Descyple said:
You know you're growing old when.................. you can remember when Vanna White spun her first letter on Wheel of Fortune!!!
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Oh pleeze... you are 38...:rolleyes:

...nice post... but i don't believe you:)
 
Descyple

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BarlyGurl said:
Oh pleeze... you are 38...:rolleyes:

...nice post... but i don't believe you:)
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You know you're growing old when............... you become so senile that you start making things up!!!
 
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When you sneeze and pee at the same time and you just don't care anymore.:eek:
 
RickyZ

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...find that an uncomfortable number of names in your phone book start with "Dr."
 
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