The "take a post out of context" thread

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PopClick

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The purpose of this thread is to take part of somebody's post out of context so that it makes no sense. I'm going to start by picking on KenThomas because of his current signature.

kenthomas27 said:
To this day when i smell country ham i have to pee.
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The only "rule" to this thread is that it would be nice if you included that little tag on the post that looks like this:
so that whoever wants to can click the button to view the post in context.
 
JonahLynx

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PopClick said:
The only "rule" to this thread is to start by picking on KenThomas. It would be nice if you take part of his post out of context so that whoever wants to post can make sense of it.
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With great power comes great responsibility.
 
Lynx

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Quote from a Dilbert cartoon:

" Hi. I'm Dick from the internet. I'll take everything you say out of context and then ridicule you for it."

"Sounds like that job wouldn't be much fun."

"Oh, so you're saying everything has to be fun? Why don't you do some research before you embarrass yourself like that again."

"Wow you are him! You're famous!"

"I'm sending you five links that aren't as relevant as I think they are."
 
Lynx

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Actually almost every thread has eventually turned into a take posts out of context thread.
 
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skylove7

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Lynx said:
Actually almost every thread has eventually turned into a take posts out of context thread.
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Sighs...lol Lynx...I lost my reading glasses
And for a second it looked like you said...take posts out of corn bread lol
Oh God help me find my glasses
For I a buffoon lmho
 
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kenthomas27

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So I'm weak. Big deal. What do you recommend?

QUOTE=PopClick;1998521]you might consider trying a pheromone collar. [/QUOTE]
 
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Shouryu

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Best thread I've seen in a long time. Poppers wins the internetz for at least an entire week.
 
PopClick

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Shouryu said:
Best thread I've seen in a long time. Poppers wins the internetz for at least an entire week.
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I know, right? I am literally sore from laughing. I think KenThomas and Reborn were trying to kill me. :(
 
Lynx

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That's a great little newspaper. Did you read about the mean old doctor? Separated two siamese twins, then he found out the parents couldn't pay so he sewed them back together again. Love that newspaper.
 
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pwrnJC

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Another fantastic waste of time here.
 
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NukePooch

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pwrnJC said:
Another fantastic waste of time here.
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pwrnJC said:
Please get snookered into the idea of extraterrestrials or aliens. After all, they did come from apes, who came from a much lower animal that swam out of a swamp, that came from an amoeba. GOD did have to have "SKY PEOPLE" come down and teach us to create..
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pwrnJC said:
there were other human beings living and surviving on other planets that would have to hop, skip and jump around to all of them in order to bring them Christmas and Easter....
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pwrnJC said:
Yes, it's campaign time again and once again the CHRISTIAN forum is full of opinions, jokes, and hatred. Big Deal... get ourselves lowered to mud slinging dogma this year? This is a total waste of time and NO positive,pure, holy, righteous things that, 100 yrs from now amount to NOTHING!!!!!!! DO people honestly feel better about themselves by venting here?
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pwrnJC said:
Today, a child is born... Let us rejoice and celebrate her life.....across the Atlantic a little princess will grow up having parties, tons of new clothing, making front page news
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passinthru said:
Okay if we know that the internet is evil and is full of devil worshipers maybe we could all string up lima beans all year long and not only on Christmas as Mexican air fresheners complimented by some dried prune smells and elder berry smells along with the stale fish threat and have some pink flamingos placed in strategic locations To ward off the woodchucks. even though going to bed early is evil we could still go to sleep ( no discrimination against married people)
and rig up and alarm using jimmy buffet music or maybe some grateful dead tunes with loud granola crunching sounds in the background. The threat of pigs flying over us would not be a concern as they make WAH Wuh sounds anyhow and that would wake us all up no doubt. same woud be true for mexican jumping beans unless one sleeps withteir mount open. Cat droppings could be a concern even if we feel that breeding mosquitoes is not the real threat from them. So the formation of a cat dropping committee may be a good idea. Maybe grant money would be possible from dems or reps of maybe it could be included in the bahamacare program if we work It right. Also not sure how to address a large cat called Lynx...you guys need to deal with that one.... voting?? maybe a trip to Peru? And if anyone is bored riding a tricycle is away san option especially with elephants around. Missles...almost overlooked missles....hmm... yeah welcome back Banana I am sure you can address the missles so we can rest assured the earth will be saved for the chocolate.. Of couse in time we may learn more about the fact that
nothing is nothing. :p Although, some would say that nothing is something. :eek: Others would say that something is nothing while everything is something, but that everything is not nothing.,
or maybe The subtle difference between nothing and zero.
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seoulsearch said:
I'm going to argue that I am MUCH better at wasting time than you are...
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Nope. That honor goes to those who spend all of their time reading every nonsense humor thread and responding how nonsensical every response is...thus proving Proverbs 18:2.
Proverbs 18:2 Amplified Bible (AMP)

[SUP]2 [/SUP]A [self-confident] fool has no delight in understanding but only in revealing his personal opinions and himself.

pwrnJC said:
I totally agree with you...but you can't fix S.T.U.P.I.D...
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