I'm (politely) hoping that complaining (for fun?) isn't a sin ... but I have to admit that I may enjoy this thread. Not sure what to think. ... The reason I mention this is because I somewhat remember reading about complaining in my daily devotionals, so I'm wary. If it's for fun, though? I have no idea. Don't claim to know.
I hate it when professionals disrespect my body and disrespect what I do or do not want to have done to it. Hey, I live in this thing. My body, my choice; and the same should go for everyone else, as well. That being said, I might not agree to having something done to my body, but I certainly won't disagree if someone else wants it done to theirs.