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Don't let the flak bother you. I didn't see anything wrong with your OP. 
... says the man with the sexy tape-wrapped coke-bottle glasses and pocket protector.
... says the man with the sexy tape-wrapped coke-bottle glasses and pocket protector.
Dino beat me to it.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...
As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.
Behold, the smoldering sexiness!
I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints.
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Well dang nab it.
Dino beat me to it.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...
As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.
Behold, the smoldering sexiness!
I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints.
Dino beat me to it.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...
As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.
Behold, the smoldering sexiness!
I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints.
And hey... burning insects doesn't HAVE to be a "date" thing... surely it could also fit acceptably into the realm of friendship (without the blazing or steamy romance part) and we could just spend time bonding over their burning little bodies? Heck, I'd even buy you a coffee for quality entertainment like that!! LOL And no worries, when your porcelain-ware does finally meet its end you will be able to hold candles in your mouth to light your way on dark nights and, wow, what a party trick!!
Now, slipping back into my flame retardant pjs in case you smolder yourself into a fire and burn down CChat while I'm napping.
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Well dang nab it.
Dino beat me to it.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...
As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.
Behold, the smoldering sexiness!
I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints.
Dino beat me to it.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...
As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.
Behold, the smoldering sexiness!
I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints.
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We'll move over, sexy features.
Now we have to talk about what's real vs. fake.
Next thread idea: "What's The Nicest Fake Thing About You?"
On second thought, that could go about 50 Shades of Wrong, so we'll just have to leave it as a hypothetical.
Now we have to talk about what's real vs. fake.
Next thread idea: "What's The Nicest Fake Thing About You?"
On second thought, that could go about 50 Shades of Wrong, so we'll just have to leave it as a hypothetical.
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Well dang nab it.
Dino beat me to it.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...
As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.
Behold, the smoldering sexiness!
I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints.
Dino beat me to it.
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...
As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.
Behold, the smoldering sexiness!
I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints.
In due accordance with my fragile belle image I’ve done fainted, but luckily, there was a gentleman to catch me😊.
Y’all know I’m kidding, right?
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