I'll start. I was setup on a blind date by a friend. So it was at a local Applebees. I have never in my life done something like this so I'm a mess. So I show up reasonably early and just survey the landscape. Try and calm myself by having an IPA. I never over indulge but every now and then I have a few. Well I wait. And wait. And wait. Finally a woman matching the description my friend gave me comes walking through the door 40 minutes late. I walk up and greet her. She apologizes briefly and excuses herself to use the bathroom just as her phone starts blowing up with text alerts. Now I am a very patient man but at this point I am beginning to enter frustration mode. So I sit back down at the booth and wait. 10 minutes elapse. Still she doesn't return. I just gave up on her and ordered the appetizer sampler. I tried to make the best out of a disappointing night. But our story is not over yet. A few days later I finally find out from my friend who tried setting me up what really happened. Apparently the woman I was meeting had a date with someone else 2 hours before she was to meet me. It went so well for her that she blew me off to continue the evening with him. Now I don't date someone unless they are saved.
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