people i am the real deal

I saw several spirits in the church going around and laying hands on everyone, then I beheld a cloud of lightning bolts before my eyes and a spirit came forth much greater than the others he wore the same kind of clothes they wore during Jesus time .i have much more to tell you.

I am only the witness of these miracles that the Lord has allowed me to see and what I am telling you is true and you are blessed in the highest way you have received a glimpse of the miracle by the hand of God.

you are truly blessed for if humanity knew the truth they would all stand in line to see me thinking that they could be healed since my eyes have gazed upon the lord's spirit.

my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us. I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle . I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.

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my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us. I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle . I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.

That sounds exciting. Out of respect, you might consider capitalizing God though. Neglecting to do this damages your credibility which already is at near zero.

Oh, boy.......

Word of advice: Don't use this as an opener to a first date.

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I am only the witness of these miracles that the Lord has allowed me to see and what I am telling you is true and you are blessed in the highest way you have received a glimpse of the miracle by the hand of God.

I stand corrected sir. Thanks for the clarification.

Am I wrong for wanting to goad this guy on?

Nah, trolls provide high entertainment value for this BDF venue. Troll threads are almost always amusing and entertaining.

Sorry … but this is the real deal

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Who is the pope compared to Christ? Nothing. We are all level at the foot of the cross, you and the pope. Neither of you have any special knowledge. It's in the Book. We can read it ourselves.

"i am even above the pope" - Pope aside, with all Biblical prophets and apostles who actually saw God, the result was humility, claiming you're above anyone else is so not the point... it really doesn't matter who of us has authority, but who is building up the Kingdom of God and making Jesus happy. We are disciples. Why does everyone want to be a prophet or elder nowadays??? We have no shortage of prophets and elders. On the other side, workers of miracles, we could use some of that...

"I beheld" etc. - a person sharing their experience in "dat sacred text style" is immediate red flag as a likely false prophet. They always want to add that extra glitz to their experience to make themselves look special. There is no need to coat God's truth into an ancient way of speech. Maybe you did have a genuine experience with God, but you are going an off way about it and it is a pity. Not every experience is to be shared before the congregation, or not until led. Apostle Paul hid in his heart his experiences of being taken up to heaven for 14 years (!) out of regard for holy things... If this was from God based on the reactions you're getting I don't believe you were led to share. It might have been meant for you personally as something to remember in your life and help you keep your walk on point.

I am the lord's living witness the things I have said come from god for he has shown them to me, the things the pope says comes from a man.

He is kind of boring.

This guy isn't a very good troll he isn't in here a lot spouting his nonsense. He needs to step up his game if he wants to play. He is kind of boring.