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billymorgan

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my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us. I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle . I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.
 

tourist

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I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.
Seeing how you only average 1 post a year since you joined I would say that the point is rather mute (moot). Based on your OP I highly doubt that anyone is going to take you seriously. The 'real deals' here are the regular frequent contributors and not someone who writes a post a year on average.
 

Dan58

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How do you "see" the "spirits" of the Lord with your own eyes when His Spirit is not visible? And everyone has the authority to speak, but you told us nothing of any 'great wonders & miracles'? Me thinks your smoking some good stuff? :)
 

kaylagrl

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Oct 18, 2014
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my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us.

Hate to burst your bubble, but you're a tad late. We've had the good news,for some time now. You ought to read it,it's a best seller.

I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.

The Lord's spirit? And who might that be?

i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...

Do you know in the OT when a prophet spoke something that didn't come true and wasn't of God they were stoned? I bet a lot less people would say "God told me" if we held to that standard today.


do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith

We aren't afraid, we've put our hope and faith in Him.


I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle .

All kinds of people have seen great miracles. What makes you more special than anyone else? I can find out if God is real for myself. I don't need a middle man, thanks.


I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.

Yeah, I don't know what spirit you've been with but it ain't from the Lord. You've got no more authority than anyone else to speak. You're special... just like everyone else. Whatever spirit you're speaking to, stop.
 

Roughsoul1991

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my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us. I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle . I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.
Sounds like how Islam started....
 

blue_ladybug

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Feb 21, 2014
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If you're the real deal, then you would capitalize God's name..
 

kaylagrl

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is it a full moon?

hmmm...no don't think so

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Ha! My American Eskie, father of the little dog in my avatar, use to do that. Freaked me out one night. Put him outside to use the bathroom and suddenly heard a blood curling howl. I go running to the door to see the little guy sitting on the deck, nose pointed at the moon howling like a wolf. And then, ears pointed, listening. Strange.
 

Dino246

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my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us. I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle . I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.
Welcome... I think...

It's a pity that the spirit that supposedly gave you this authority didn't download proper understanding of grammar, punctuation, sentence structure, and social intelligence.

By all means, jump into the forums and contribute, but please don't think that you have more authority than anyone else here. Self-appointed prophets usually meet a rapid end.
 

CharliRenee

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And because of him you are in Christ Jesus, who became to us wisdom from God, righteousness and sanctification and redemption, so that, as it is written, "Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord."
1 Corinthians 1:30‭-‬31 ESV

Now to him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you blameless before the presence of his glory with great joy, to the only God, our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, be glory, majesty, dominion, and authority, before all time and now and forever. Amen.
Jude 1:24‭-‬25 ESV
 

7seasrekeyed

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Ha! My American Eskie, father of the little dog in my avatar, use to do that. Freaked me out one night. Put him outside to use the bathroom and suddenly heard a blood curling howl. I go running to the door to see the little guy sitting on the deck, nose pointed at the moon howling like a wolf. And then, ears pointed, listening. Strange.

who knows

maybe something way off in the distance? mine have heard coyotes howling and don't even bother

the mother of 2 of mine would howl at sirens...or maybe was singing along

I bet your little Eskie was cute while howling
 

kaylagrl

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who knows

maybe something way off in the distance? mine have heard coyotes howling and don't even bother

the mother of 2 of mine would howl at sirens...or maybe was singing along

I bet your little Eskie was cute while howling

He was,lol, had quite a little temper, but I loved him. He has a place under the tree in my backyard now.:( He took sick very suddenly and was gone. Still haven't gotten over the shock of it. He died in my arms. Having no kids sometimes pets take that place. I still miss the little tyrant. lol
 

7seasrekeyed

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He was,lol, had quite a little temper, but I loved him. He has a place under the tree in my backyard now.:( He took sick very suddenly and was gone. Still haven't gotten over the shock of it. He died in my arms. Having no kids sometimes pets take that place. I still miss the little tyrant. lol

I understand that. they move right into your heart
 

G00WZ

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my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us. I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle . I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.

Rather than laugh, scoff at, question, or be dismissive of you or your experiences, i choose not to because i have many of my own... So i will answer you with this.

If that is the conclusion you have come to, just live to it... There is no point in trying to affirm yourself by projecting on others.
It's wiser to live to what you have and just let the fruit produce of your works do the talking.
 

oldethennew

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MATT. 23:12.
'And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.'
also,
just a personal observation"
'he who exalts himself in order to bait others, is a demonic/manipulator, and is abased in the 'eyes of God'...

this is such a 'common-game' in this present world...
 

maxwel

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Apr 18, 2013
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my friends, rejoice I am the real deal I am the lords living witness, I come here today to bring you the good news god is real and the lord is among us. I am not telling you this because I have faith or belief only but I am telling you this because I have seen the spirits of the lord with my own eyes. I stood in front of the lord's spirit and beheld great wonders and miracles.i have authority from god to tell you these things whatever I say is from God he has shown me these things...do not be afraid do not lose hope have faith I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real because he has blessed me with a great miracle . I have stood in the presence of the lord's spirit this gives me the authority to speak.

"I am the only one on earth that can tell you god is real..."

I won't even add any comments to this.

I'll just let it stand.

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Locoponydirtman

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Oct 9, 2018
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I think I'll just trust the way he said he would reveal himself to us; in his word, in his body broken and his blood spilled, given to us as bread and wine, and in the washing with water by which we are buried with him in his death.
 

billymorgan

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Feb 11, 2010
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Welcome... I think...

It's a pity that the spirit that supposedly gave you this authority didn't download proper understanding of grammar, punctuation, sentence structure, and social intelligence.

By all means, jump into the forums and contribute, but please don't think that you have more authority than anyone else here. Self-appointed prophets usually meet a rapid end.
I am even above the pope but you do not believe me for what I have said comes directly from God himself.
 

billymorgan

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Feb 11, 2010
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How do you "see" the "spirits" of the Lord with your own eyes when His Spirit is not visible? And everyone has the authority to speak, but you told us nothing of any 'great wonders & miracles'? Me thinks your smoking some good stuff? :)
the lord's spirits are real I have seen the heavens open up and the spirit of the lord coming down in a cloud of lightning bolts I stood in his presence I could see what the spirit wore and the color of his skin and the fine black hairs on his legs no man can tell you things but I share this miracle with all who will hear it have faith for god is real and the lords spirit is among us.