George W. Bush was having a rough go of it over in the Middle East and the Lord sent the Angel Gabriel along with Moses to councel him in desert warfare. W asks Moses what is the best way to fight in all this sand? And Moses was silent. Bush asked Moses if there were any bodies of water he could use like the Red Sea? Moses remained silent. Finally Bush asked Moses if there were any clues he could give him so he could win like Moses won. Moses remained silent. Gabriel was shocked and as he gathered Moses up to return to heaven he asked Moses "Why did you remain silent and not answer the questions you were asked." Moses looked at Bush and said "Are you kidding me? Last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness. I wasn't taking that chance again."