THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

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Encouragement

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The only eruption you'll get from me is of I crank up a guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. πŸ€˜πŸ™„πŸ€˜
Go for it brother...could do with something like that....considering what I would of gone through to finally meet my dearest bride...🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎼🎼🎼😊😊😊...
just make it lould enough to literally "TearTheSky"πŸŽΈπŸŽΈπŸΌπŸΎπŸΎπŸ•ΊπŸ•Ί
 

Encouragement

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But if I accept those recommendations by Ruby123 I would go insane and our business would fall apart.
One of these women throws her detachable teeth at people when shes unhappy.😜
Another one is as tall as a room and goes around thinking shes an umbrella.😜
One has an unhealthy obsession with chest wigs and enhanced whitened teeth!😜
I mean....seriously..🀣🀣🀣
I think Ruby123 means well and has good Intentions for sure..
what is a guy to do?
@IToreTheSky
bro have you seen the above..πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
 

GaryA

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The only eruption you'll get from me is of I crank up a guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. πŸ€˜πŸ™„πŸ€˜
I am guessing that you have not done the research yet? and, discovered that the hand-sign you are flashing is the "sign of Satan" and not "hook 'em horns"...?
 

Encouragement

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I am guessing that you have not done the research yet? and, discovered that the hand-sign you are flashing is the "sign of Satan" and not "hook 'em horns"...?
I know his sentiment and humourous intent..and didnt even pay that much attention to it in that way..
Funny enough those signs mean I love you in ASL.(America sign language).I know this coz I am a sign language Interpreter..have been for many years.😊
 

Encouragement

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I know his sentiment and humourous intent..and didnt even pay that much attention to it in that way..
Funny enough those signs mean I love you in ASL.(America sign language).I know this coz I am a sign language Interpreter..have been for many years.😊
just has the thumb sticking outwards...🀟😊
 
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Ruby123

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Are you sure he's really interested? Sometimes, people will complete the form and use "fussiness" as an excuse when you find Miss Right. Is there any contractual way we can oblige him to accept your (presumably excellent) selection/s?
I'm thinking shot gun wedding. He will have no other choice but to say "I do"
My choices for him have been excellent but he is finding fault. Absolutely nothing wrong with my choices for him so far. Maybe he wishes to remain a bachelor??
 
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Ruby123

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Ok so it is sorted. A soon to be wedding with Encouragement as the groom. Bride yet to be decided but leaning towards a camel. Dip will be part of the feast and of course a cake prepared by Panda who actually loves food but dislikes the people who makes food.
Someone hired with a shot gun to attend wedding. Security placed around the tent so Encouragement is unable to escape. I, of course will be conducting the wedding. Panda will be playing guitar.

Contract signed by Encouragement (or maybe I signed his name for him) and wedding is on next weekend. Everyone invited. The end!!!!!
 

Encouragement

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Ok so it is sorted. A soon to be wedding with Encouragement as the groom. Bride yet to be decided but leaning towards a camel. Dip will be part of the feast and of course a cake prepared by Panda who actually loves food but dislikes the people who makes food.
Someone hired with a shot gun to attend wedding. Security placed around the tent so Encouragement is unable to escape. I, of course will be conducting the wedding. Panda will be playing guitar.

Contract signed by Encouragement (or maybe I signed his name for him) and wedding is on next weekend. Everyone invited. The end!!!!!
I'm thinking shot gun wedding. He will have no other choice but to say "I do"
My choices for him have been excellent but he is finding fault. Absolutely nothing wrong with my choices for him so far. Maybe he wishes to remain a bachelor??
Nah...cant be compromising my future happiness coz i will be the one screaming into my pillow every night.
I would be covered in teeth marks from miss camels teeth being thrown at me plus unable to leave the house coz of being stalked.
The shotguns when presses just have flags popppng out ect...so at least no injiries can take place.
 

Encouragement

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Ok so it is sorted. A soon to be wedding with Encouragement as the groom. Bride yet to be decided but leaning towards a camel. Dip will be part of the feast and of course a cake prepared by Panda who actually loves food but dislikes the people who makes food.
Someone hired with a shot gun to attend wedding. Security placed around the tent so Encouragement is unable to escape. I, of course will be conducting the wedding. Panda will be playing guitar.

Contract signed by Encouragement (or maybe I signed his name for him) and wedding is on next weekend. Everyone invited. The end!!!!!
Nothings been signed yet..(no faking my signature either(....that brides maid has kinda caughg my eye a little.So i wanna get to know her more plus i have asked her to bring her car over so that i can change her tyres...😊
The original date for the wedding is now off.All have been notified and the food is being kept in storage.Panda seems more relaxed now due to the anger management sessions he had recently.
Will update everyone in due course..Ruby123 and panda you know your roles and thes seems a definate wedding event to take place real soon.
 

IToreTheSky

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Nothings been signed yet..(no faking my signature either(....that brides maid has kinda caughg my eye a little.So i wanna get to know her more plus i have asked her to bring her car over so that i can change her tyres...😊
The original date for the wedding is now off.All have been notified and the food is being kept in storage.Panda seems more relaxed now due to the anger management sessions he had recently.
Will update everyone in due course..Ruby123 and panda you know your roles and thes seems a definate wedding event to take place real soon.
One clarification I need to make - I'm actually a drummer and really not much of a guitarist, so we might have to get an actual band to play the wedding reception because I'll be handling the food for the guests.
If you'd like me to talk to the bridesmaid for you maybe I can put in a good word for ya.
We want you to be happy and of course the lovely woman whom gives her heart to you should have all confidence in her choice as well.
I really like the crumbled cracker in the dip idea,then ppl can just spoon a big blob of it on their plates which will reduce traffic in and around the buffet area.
🐼 i can hardly wait!
 
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Ruby123

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Bridesmaid is single and available. We may have to introduce Ms Camel to someone else so that you can meet bridesmaid. Got any friends you could introduce her to??
Maybe I should open my own matchmaking company?
 
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Ruby123

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One clarification I need to make - I'm actually a drummer and really not much of a guitarist, so we might have to get an actual band to play the wedding reception because I'll be handling the food for the guests.
If you'd like me to talk to the bridesmaid for you maybe I can put in a good word for ya.
We want you to be happy and of course the lovely woman whom gives her heart to you should have all confidence in her choice as well.
I really like the crumbled cracker in the dip idea,then ppl can just spoon a big blob of it on their plates which will reduce traffic in and around the buffet area.
🐼 i can hardly wait!
Welcome to the crazies club lol. It seems to be growing o_Oo_O
 

IToreTheSky

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Bridesmaid is single and available. We may have to introduce Ms Camel to someone else so that you can meet bridesmaid. Got any friends you could introduce her to??
Maybe I should open my own matchmaking company?
Rubys bakery & matchmaking inc. LoL
I can see that.
I'll need to get more info from Encouragement as to what he's seeking in a wife.
 
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Ruby123

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Encouragement, are you there??
We need to know what you are looking for in a wife??
 
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Ruby123

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Rubys bakery & matchmaking inc. LoL
I can see that.
I'll need to get more info from Encouragement as to what he's seeking in a wife.
lol sounds like a good business. Cakes and matchmaking.
Of course ITore, you are welcome to join the business but the panda anger needs to be under control lol.
 

Encouragement

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One clarification I need to make - I'm actually a drummer and really not much of a guitarist, so we might have to get an actual band to play the wedding reception because I'll be handling the food for the guests.
If you'd like me to talk to the bridesmaid for you maybe I can put in a good word for ya.
We want you to be happy and of course the lovely woman whom gives her heart to you should have all confidence in her choice as well.
I really like the crumbled cracker in the dip idea,then ppl can just spoon a big blob of it on their plates which will reduce traffic in and around the buffet area.
🐼 i can hardly wait!
Ha ha...so much though has gone into all this that i no longer feel threatens by your teeth.
I should be fine with this sweet brides made..she makes my heart melt when she sits down coz her four legs seem to fold so quickly and neatlg under her...
Maybe cupids arrow may strike..πŸ’˜
 

Encouragement

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Bridesmaid is single and available. We may have to introduce Ms Camel to someone else so that you can meet bridesmaid. Got any friends you could introduce her to??
Maybe I should open my own matchmaking company?
Good to know she is available...one thing that worries me is her teeth...are they retractable??πŸ€”πŸ€”
I have someone who might be suitable foe miss camel...i need to contact him shortly and get back to you.
Ruby123 i need you in my company remember you already have a 40% share in the business...you're an asset..πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰