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Debri

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Bingo said:
Subject: 50 dollars is 50 dollars
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Every year for 45 years James and Lucille had gone to the state Fair. Every year James told Lucille he wanted to go on the helicopter flight. "Its only 50 dollars" he would say. Every year Lucille would say "50 dollars is fifty dollars" and that was the end of the discussion.
On their 46th trip to the state Fair James asked to go on the helicopter flight, and Lucille told him that 50 dollars was still 50 dollars.
The helicopter pilot heard their conversation and felt a bit sorry for James. He approached them and told them that he would give them both a ride for free if neither one said a word for the whole flight. If either one said a single word he would charge them the 50 dollars. James and Lucille agree.
The pilot takes off and climbs as fast as he can and immediately goes into a dive, but he doesn't hear a word from the couple. He flys in circles, climbs and dives, zigs, zags, and everything in between. The couple never say a word. Finally he lands the helicopter.
Over the head set he says "I'm really impressed. I did every thing I could to get a reaction from you two."
James says "well, I almost told you to stop when Lucille fell out, but hey, 50 dollars is 50 dollars."[/QUOTE
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Bingo

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Pharmacist to a customer: "Madam, please understand, to buy an anti-depression
pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and husband's picture is not enough."

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied, "My husband's checkbook! "

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Lynx

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Yeah, why DO we do all these things for Pete... and what did Will do that was so bad that we are firing at him?
 
tanakh

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Why are Elevator jokes so popular?
Because they can be understood at different levels.

Groan!
 
Lynx

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How old is that clip? Do they even make film for that kind of camera any more?

Sorry, I know, the point is switching between young ladies and old guys. But as a nerd the camera caught my attention more. Everybody just uses a smartphone these days.

(I also have trouble watching Matlock with my grandmother... all those ancient computers and archaic phones!)
 
oldman

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Lynx said:
How old is that clip? Do they even make film for that kind of camera any more?

Sorry, I know, the point is switching between young ladies and old guys. But as a nerd the camera caught my attention more. Everybody just uses a smartphone these days.

(I also have trouble watching Matlock with my grandmother... all those ancient computers and archaic phones!)
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camera and film still available.


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Isny

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tanakh

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Many people can't spell Apocalypse but its not the end of the world
 
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