How do I find a woman with no arms or legs?

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Magenta

Magenta

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JTB said:
Reminds me of a joke -
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There was a man who got into terrible a car accident.
He was rushed to the hospital, and ended up with the
left side of his body completely and irrevocably paralyzed…

The doctor said, “He is going to be all right.”
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What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Patty.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Frank. Or maybe Chuck.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a gal with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lays on your porch?
​
Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?

Art.
​
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, stuck in a forest fire?

Bernie.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a quarry?

Rocky.

Who is the wealthiest guy in the world with no arms and no legs?

Rich.

Who is the guy with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Herb.

Who is the gal with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Pam.
 
tourist

tourist

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Magenta said:
There was a man who got into terrible a car accident.
He was rushed to the hospital, and ended up with the
left side of his body completely and irrevocably paralyzed…

The doctor said, “He is going to be all right.”
*
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Patty.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Frank. Or maybe Chuck.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a gal with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lays on your porch?
​
Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?

Art.
​
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, stuck in a forest fire?

Bernie.
​
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a quarry?

Rocky.

Who is the wealthiest guy in the world with no arms and no legs?

Rich.

Who is the guy with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Herb.

Who is the gal with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Pam.
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Extremely amusing. That one about Pam is true in our case.
 
JTB

JTB

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Magenta said:
There was a man who got into terrible a car accident.
He was rushed to the hospital, and ended up with the
left side of his body completely and irrevocably paralyzed…

The doctor said, “He is going to be all right.”
*
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Patty.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Frank. Or maybe Chuck.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a gal with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lays on your porch?
​
Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?

Art.
​
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, stuck in a forest fire?

Bernie.
​
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a quarry?

Rocky.

Who is the wealthiest guy in the world with no arms and no legs?

Rich.

Who is the guy with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Herb.

Who is the gal with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Pam.
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Do you know where girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

:)
 
Sculpt

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Magenta said:
There was a man who got into terrible a car accident.
He was rushed to the hospital, and ended up with the
left side of his body completely and irrevocably paralyzed…

The doctor said, “He is going to be all right.”
*
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Patty.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on a Bar-B-Que grill?

Frank. Or maybe Chuck.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a gal with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, that lays on your porch?
​
Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?

Art.
​
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, stuck in a forest fire?

Bernie.
​
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a quarry?

Rocky.

Who is the wealthiest guy in the world with no arms and no legs?

Rich.

Who is the guy with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Herb.

Who is the gal with no arms and no legs, sitting on the kitchen shelf?

Pam.
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I was waiting for someone to post these. lol

There's some new ones too. I like the Herb and Pam. the Rocky and Rich are a little weak.
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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Ask Nick Vujicic?
His wife has got arms and legs tho he hasnt.
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Sculpt said:
I was waiting for someone to post these. lol

There's some new ones too. I like the Herb and Pam. the Rocky and Rich are a little weak.
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Rock would have sufficed ;) Ah, well, I almost didn't post them; hummed and hawed about it a bit before I did LOL
 
Lanolin

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what do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonky donkey

Im not good at remembering jokes but I remember that one
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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This is the book I read in the library...theres also a song

 
JTB

JTB

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Magenta said:
Rock would have sufficed ;) Ah, well, I almost didn't post them; hummed and hawed about it a bit before I did LOL
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I'm glad you posted them. They are very punny!
 
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SouthernMagnolia

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Are you sure you aren’t looking for a potato? I have a whole bag of them.
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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You can pull out her arms if you dont need them

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Lanolin

Lanolin

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ok maybe I should not take posts so seriously, I thought JimJammers really wanted to know.

I had not seen many thalidomide victims myself but then I dont work in hospitals where you just see everything I expect. tHat is probably the reason why there are a lot of medical dramas on tv and the doctors and nurses and paramedics get romantically involved with their patients. But only on tv.
 
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Kojikun

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JimJimmers said:
I once knew a girl who ran away from me. So I need a girl who doesn't have legs so she can't run.

A girl got angry and hit me one time. So the girl I want can't have arms either. No arms means no punches thrown.

Come to think of it, I made a girl cry once. I hurt her heart. The woman I am looking for needs to be emotionless also. No feeling, no crying.

No hair either. It takes too long to wash & brush, plus other men might find it attractive and then she might cheat on me.

Any tips on where to find her?
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If she fell into a lake, is her name Bob?
 
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