The Banned Game

If the Jennymaesian lipstick is perfectly safe, why were the guinea pigs forced to mark an indemnity clause preventing them from suing Jennymaesia for any consequential loss or damage, prior to being issued with a digital Jennymaesian-lipstick passport? If the Jennymaesian lipstick is perfectly safe, why do the lips of Jennymaesian-lipsticked guinea pigs look dull, boring and even ugly? And finally, if the Jennymaesian lipstick is perfectly safe, why is the average lifespan of a Jennymaesian-lipsticked guinea pig only 4 - 8 years?!!!

Mosestarians always value the prettiest lips, and therefore, we welcome any plan to increase the redness of our lips to ruby-red. However, this noble aim CAN NOT be achieved using GREEN LIPSTICK!!!!!

This is fake news........
I have several strategically placed spies in Mosestaria and they have reported to me as follows:

Jennymaesia exports a range of beautiful red and pink lipsticks around the world. They are very popular.
Women in every country buy them. King Moses was not happy with the Mosestarian women wearing what he labelled as "common" colours so he insisted that Queen Moses change her lipstick colour to green so that the Mosterian women who follow the queen would also change. So now all Mosterian women wear green lipstick. They stand out but not in a good way. I dont think the King thought this plan out too well and the queen is not impressed with the King. They can be heard fighting across the border in Rubyland.

Meanwhile in Rubyland we now have an abundance of red and pink lipstick and are also half price. Many Mosterian women are wanting to cross the border to Rubyland but we cannot accomadate them as, well we dont know if they can be trusted.

With so many guinea pigs flunking out of higher Ed, many are returning to the labs for employment, sustenance and a rewarding career

Fact check: True. This is typical Rubylander propaganda, designed to turn popular opinion against honest, hard-working Mosestarians. You would do well to ignore such lies.

Fact check: Partially true. Rubyland did have several spies in Mosestaria, but they were routed out, and are now sitting in a prison signing confessions for their roles in the stolen election.

Fact check: True. Who doesn't love the shape and colour of beautiful red or pink lips? Jennymaesia's dastardly plot relies on the peoples of the world trusting her merchandise enough to purchase the nasty, terrible, green lipstick, which will well and truly and permanently ruin any lips that it comes into contact with.

Fact check: False. "The king" of Mosestaria is a performer (a.k.a. Elvis). Other than this, there is no "king" of Mosestaria. Moses the Young(er) [May his beard never fade!] is a chieftain, and certainly doesn't share his chieftainship with any "Queen Moses". If there were to be a "Queen Moses", her name would most likely be Zipporah, according to biblical principles outlined in Exodus 2:21. And she would be a chieftess, not a Queen - Chieftess Zipporah.

Finally, and most convincing of all, who likes green lipstick!?! Who would want to ruin a pair of perfectly lovely pink or red or maybe even tan lips by colouring them green? If Chieftain Moses the Young(er) [May his tough, leathery skin never wither!] were truly as misogynist as you claim, he would demand all the Mosestarian women wear ruby-red lipstick all the time, in order that his eyes might continually feast on the shapely contours. Perhaps if he were colour-blind, he might demand green lipstick. But he's not, so he doesn't.

Fact check: Validity uncertain. Mosterian women, or Mosestarian women? I can't speak for Mosterian women, but Mosestarian have very lovely red lips. Or sometimes very lovely brown. But never green. They aren't toxic! Also, Elvis does often get into animated quarrels with his mistress. So probably they can hear him in Rubyland. ;-)

Fact check: Sadly true. This is why Mosestarian women send their menfolk to Rubyland to do the lipstick "shopping".

Green lipstick is an abomination. Never has green lipstick been made in the great nation of Jennymaesia. That must be a Mosestaria false flag operation. As a rebuttal Jennymaesia will be testing lipstick missiles the next few days. These missiles are the best in the world and could easily reach Mosestaria’s mainland.😂😇

I am thinking that Elvis may be producing green lipstick and labelling it with Jennymaesia's label in attempt to bankrupt her business.
Empress I think you may need to investigate this, it would not surprise me.
I would just fire these missiles towards Mosestaria and blow up these underground labs he has in operation.
I am aware that the menfolk shop for their Mosestarian wives, that is why I have instructed my sales assistants to double the prices when they serve them. We make a good profit from this.

Hairy views the overcharging of men with alarm.
Don't get Hairy riled up.
You have been warned-

Hairy looks a little "fairy" with that lipstick on lol.
Hope that does not upset him.

The below is the sad, sorry state of the lips of the Empress of Luciania. Wait? You've never heard of Luciania? That's because it got annexed into Mosestaria by my great grand-daddy, Moses the Elder, after the Lucianian people exorcised their ex-empress for her ugly, scary and abominable lips.


"How did her lips get so ugly?" I hear you ask. She too, thought she could threaten the lovely, ripe, ruby-red lips of Mosestaria with dangerous and abominably-flavoured (not to mention coloured!) anti-lip missiles. Fortunately, Mosestarians are masters of intrigue, and were able to worm their ways into the corridors of power of the ex-empress, before she could carry out her nefarious plan. Ironically, the missiles of ill-repute came down upon the very mouths of those who sought to taint the sweet, smiling lips of Mosestaria.

At one stage after the day of shame, the ex-empress even considered the use of La Madame Guillotine to put an end to her reproach, but Mosestarians are not barbarians, so instead, she was sent to live out the rest of her days in a very tall tower, where her cruel fate would no more bother those who perchance happened to glimpse the terrible sight.

Please ladies, please. Do not do unto your lips as the ex-empress of Luciania did unto hers.

I remember the pineapple lips.
Rubarians at one stage also wore this until we discovered the beautiful ruby red made from crushed rubies and strawberries mixed. Of course we now import from the empress JM.

lol, anyone reading this would think we are nuts. They are right !!

Banning Ruby for calling me nuts! Also for laughing. Also for talking about pineapple and lips in the same sentence - the two don't go together. That's a triple ban.

banning Moses/King/Elvis for staying up so late. Dont you know that a king should not govern when tired??

But a Chieftain, on the other hand, can stay up as late as he wants and puts his feet on the furniture. ;-)

And - banning Elvis, because he left the building a long time ago. I don't want that hobo anywhere near my house. Last time, he stole my silverware!!!

Mosestaria is a kindergarten?😜

I ban myself for not realizing that before.😂😂😂😂

Lanolinlands education is first-class quality jasmine-league (above ivy) free for all and we do not keep goldfish in bowls.

Our goldfish have exceptional memories because they learn in natural cool lagoon environment.

Our guinea pigs are showing great ability in carrot stick learning and have entered in international carrot sculpture awards, earning far more honors and prestige than their classmates who dropped out to work in Shittimstan testing labs

Banning Lanolin as there is serious doubt of guinea pig culinary skills as they have no thumbs.......
Banning Moses Young for poor security of the silverware I had him hold in trust.


Although I did get a "steal" of a deal when I bought it hot, the insurance settlement will be the frosting on the cake...

the guinea pigs have learned to use their teeth in carving the carrots.

Just because guinea pigs dont have thumbs, does not make them intellectually inferior. #justiceforguineapigs

Lanolinlanders are appalled at Shittimstans backward attitudes towards Gods creatures
In Lanolinland, every creature has the opporunity to reach their highest potential