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The Best Last Kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were
riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River
Bridge. So, they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk
her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby, . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss
this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you
jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last
kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from
his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're
wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why
are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
The Best Last Kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were
riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River
Bridge. So, they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk
her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby, . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss
this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you
jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last
kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from
his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're
wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why
are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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