Well, glad you have mended your ways. Since you are in the tin foil hat club, I will let you in on the news. Word on the interwebs is tin foil is out, blue is in. It's widely believed (or maybe just 1 or 2 people) that blue paint will prevent the direct energy weapon from destroying your property and life. This may or may not be true, but research is on going, and a possible youtube video may confirm this latest development.
Something about project blue beam. I can tell you more, but I need some tin foil.