How Would YOU Handle Being Unequally YOLKED?

I was sad to read that omelets are apparently part of the heathen egg fixings (I love omelets, but they have to be completely solid -- no jiggly centers!) but I can completely respect your egg choices.

All this talk about omelettes reminds me of what I like to do with leftover pizza.

I scrape the cheese and toppings into a pan, crack a few eggs and cook the whole mess scrambled. I eat the crust with a bit of butter while the eggs-n-stuff is cooking.

As all the customary pizza toppings would be right at home in an omelette, I call it a scrambled omelette.

No chocolate caramel creme eggs. No kinder surprises. no marshmallow eggs from the easter bunny with lollies inside. Sorry heathens. I eat real eggs, like from a hen. Scrambled, easy, poached, fried, foo yung, tea, hard boiled, soft boiled, omeletted, benedict, fried rice, tea eggs..egg tart, in soup..in porridge, egg with tomatoes and egg with chives and parsley and mushrooms. I'll even eat 1000 year old ones inside mooncakes, but you need to be a special person to like those.

What do they do to preserve the eggs for that long?

No chocolate caramel creme eggs. No kinder surprises. no marshmallow eggs from the easter bunny with lollies inside. Sorry heathens.

Howdy Carrie and welcome to the forum.

I had to google this one, just because I got curious.

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Well. Learn something new every day.

Also, it seems you might want to avoid parakeets for some reason.

Oh yes, salt is a must! Job 6:6

I was sad to read that omelets are apparently part of the heathen egg fixings (I love omelets, but they have to be completely solid -- no jiggly centers!) but I can completely respect your egg choices.

Picture the scene:

You're sitting down to a beautiful table setting, just about ready to enjoy your classically cooked ham and cheese omelet, and it's looking something like this:

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But as you begin to sliced into that folded half moon of fluffy goodness, the person across from you is digging into a plate of eggs so runny, they might as well have been served in a soup bowl:

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Obviously, the two of you are UNEQUALLY YOLKED?!

How would you handle this situation?

* Would the differences in egg preferences bother you?

* Would you try to talk the person and convert him/her from their heathen ways?

* Would it affect how much you were able enjoy your own meal?

* Or would you ask for a sample, because you too like eating eggs that double as soup?

* NEEDED DISCLAIMER * -- Here in Singles, we've had threads by the dozen (and much more) discussing being unequally yoked, which we all know is a very serious and Biblical topic. If anyone else wants to start a current thread about that subject, please feel free.


This thread, however, is about just having a little fun discussing what would we would do if we find ourselves in the company of someone with whom we are unequally yolked. (Admittedly, I'm also curious as to whether people will answer this thread without reading the OP and just assume its about yoking, which might be amusing.)

So in the spirit of the thread...

How do YOU personally like your eggs?

And what are the other ways of fixing eggs that you consider to be totally heathen?

Bon appetit!

Deviled eggs! Those are my favorite! Not sure how I forgot about them till just now.
Now, I want to go make some.

I love eggs. Period. Sunny-side up, scrambled, omeletted... makes little difference. I can think of no heathenness when it comes to eggs, except maybe pulling a Rocky and eating them raw.

Deviled eggs! Those are my favorite! Not sure how I forgot about them till just now.
Now, I want to go make some.

I've never liked hard boiled eggs yolks and always give them to family members who like them if possible.

Hooray for throwing off those heavy yolks and finally going free at last! 😬

I also like egg quiche.
And egg custard.
I haven't made egg custard in a while. It's a fave.
All these delectable foods to think about.
I shouldn't have skipped breakfast.