Why not? You did a poll about the gift of tongs. Why stop there?
Unfortunately, the practical side of my brain is coming up with more than a few reasons:
1. This site is searchable to anyone. Imagine searching for a "Christian Website" and getting an answer emblazoned with, "Do YOU Enjoy Poll Dancing?!"
2. Many people, especially nowadays, don't know the differences between "poll" and "pole" and will think they're the same thing.
3. Even if they do know the difference, they're going to assume the worst and think the thread is about "the other kind of pole dancing."
4. The most zealous -- whether they do or don't realize there is a difference in spelling in meaning, and especially those not familiar with how things go here in Singles -- are going to automatically rush right in and make proclamations of condemnation without ever reading the OP.
5. Some will read the OP and not care because they'll jump at the opportunity to condemn people anyway. I mean, who could ever stoop so low as to think a subject like pole dancing could be parodied! (Me, that's who.) Lol -- which tells people everything they need to know about me.
So alas.
While I think such a thread would be EPIC, I don't want to disrespect the admin or cause our poor faithful mod all the trouble.
Yeah... I lose a lot of good thread ideas this way -- to common sense -- and it's such a tragedy, I know.