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Lynx

Lynx

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Yup. I can do conspiracy theories better than the conspiracy theorists.

Just watch...

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The real evil is tin cans! So much of your food comes in them that you never stop to think about all that metal in one place in your house. That's what they WANT you to focus on, the food, and ignore all the metal. But each can contributes to the distributed antenna that they use to spy on you every day! Even the name is misdirection, because these cans are mostly steel, not tin. IT'S DECEPTION ALL THE WAY! We have got to start storing "tin" cans at least ten feet apart from each other, so they won't be able to synchronize vibrations with each other and form an antenna!

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Online advertising: Do you REALLY know what it's for? It's not to sell stuff. Think about it, how many things have you bought because you saw an ad on your phone? But think about this... How irritating are those ads? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! They want us to be so aggravated that it raises our blood pressure! Higher blood pressure, shorter lifespan. THAT'S HOW THEY PLAN TO KILL US OFF!!!
 
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Lynx said:
Yup. I can do conspiracy theories better than the conspiracy theorists.

Just watch...

1:
The real evil is tin cans! So much of your food comes in them that you never stop to think about all that metal in one place in your house. That's what they WANT you to focus on, the food, and ignore all the metal. But each can contributes to the distributed antenna that they use to spy on you every day! Even the name is misdirection, because these cans are mostly steel, not tin. IT'S DECEPTION ALL THE WAY! We have got to start storing "tin" cans at least ten feet apart from each other, so they won't be able to synchronize vibrations with each other and form an antenna!

2:
Online advertising: Do you REALLY know what it's for? It's not to sell stuff. Think about it, how many things have you bought because you saw an ad on your phone? But think about this... How irritating are those ads? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! They want us to be so aggravated that it raises our blood pressure! Higher blood pressure, shorter lifespan. THAT'S HOW THEY PLAN TO KILL US OFF!!!
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Who is 'they'??? As for 'killing us off', we seem to be doing a GREAT job all by ourselves!
 
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Lynx said:
Yup. I can do conspiracy theories better than the conspiracy theorists.

Just watch...

1:
The real evil is tin cans! So much of your food comes in them that you never stop to think about all that metal in one place in your house. That's what they WANT you to focus on, the food, and ignore all the metal. But each can contributes to the distributed antenna that they use to spy on you every day! Even the name is misdirection, because these cans are mostly steel, not tin. IT'S DECEPTION ALL THE WAY! We have got to start storing "tin" cans at least ten feet apart from each other, so they won't be able to synchronize vibrations with each other and form an antenna!

2:
Online advertising: Do you REALLY know what it's for? It's not to sell stuff. Think about it, how many things have you bought because you saw an ad on your phone? But think about this... How irritating are those ads? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! They want us to be so aggravated that it raises our blood pressure! Higher blood pressure, shorter lifespan. THAT'S HOW THEY PLAN TO KILL US OFF!!!
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Lol. Maybe 100 years ago? Both conspirator and theorist have advanced with the times.
 
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Oh man!
This is a controversial thread if I ever saw one!
And I'm an expert in controversial threads (just ask @seoulsearch )
(speaking of Seoul... With a title like "I can do it better" Lynx are you trying to one up her? 😜 )

Lynx said:
The real evil is tin cans! So much of your food comes in them that you never stop to think about all that metal in one place in your house. That's what they WANT you to focus on, the food, and ignore all the metal. But each can contributes to the distributed antenna that they use to spy on you every day! Even the name is misdirection, because these cans are mostly steel, not tin. IT'S DECEPTION ALL THE WAY! We have got to start storing "tin" cans at least ten feet apart from each other, so they won't be able to synchronize vibrations with each other and form an antenna!
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Here's the solution:
Glass!
Yes, good old fashioned glass mason jars for canning, that's how you avoid the tin/aluminum/steel/metal stuff!
:eek: Oh! But be sure you are using the ones labeled as 'canning jars' not labeled as 'mason jars' or else people might start thinking you associate with Freemasons! (Even though the name Mason Jar is from the inventors name John Landis Mason who patented the threaded screw-top glass design in November 1858. )

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How irritating are those ads? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! They want us to be so aggravated that it raises our blood pressure! Higher blood pressure, shorter lifespan. THAT'S HOW THEY PLAN TO KILL US OFF!!!
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1784045914178.png It's not to kill us off! What's wrong with you Lynx?! Don't you know that those irritating ads get us aggravated to raise our blood pressure which then causes us to go spend $$$ at the doctors office and be written up a costly prescription thus forcing us to spend more $$$ to big pharma?
They want us to have hope that doing so with lengthen our lifespan... thus given them longer access to our $$$.
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Well Margaret Atwood uncovered a conspiracy theory regarding women in the Handmaid's Tale.
She also wrote a story about the Age of Lead that everyone died from injesting lead
Today it's plastic that is killing us. Especially microplastic

It's plastic I tell you!!!
Why would they have those warnings on those plastic bags to keep away from children?
 
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Godsgirl1983 said:
Oh man!
This is a controversial thread if I ever saw one!
And I'm an expert in controversial threads (just ask @seoulsearch )
(speaking of Seoul... With a title like "I can do it better" Lynx are you trying to one up her? 😜 )


Here's the solution:
Glass!
Yes, good old fashioned glass mason jars for canning, that's how you avoid the tin/aluminum/steel/metal stuff!
:eek: Oh! But be sure you are using the ones labeled as 'canning jars' not labeled as 'mason jars' or else people might start thinking you associate with Freemasons! (Even though the name Mason Jar is from the inventors name John Landis Mason who patented the threaded screw-top glass design in November 1858. )


View attachment 291931 It's not to kill us off! What's wrong with you Lynx?! Don't you know that those irritating ads get us aggravated to raise our blood pressure which then causes us to go spend $$$ at the doctors office and be written up a costly prescription thus forcing us to spend more $$$ to big pharma?
They want us to have hope that doing so with lengthen our lifespan... thus given them longer access to our $$$.
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Why do I get extremely nervous every time I see @Godsgirl1983 has mentioned me in a thread??!! :LOL:

And while I might have "some" experience at starting DISCUSSIONS about controversial subjects...

Alas.

I'm not very good at actually coming up with conspiracies myself.

(That's what all YOU good people are for, obviously!) 😎
 
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Have you noticed that socks always disappear in the washing machine? They tell you it's "normal". Really? Billions of socks have vanished worldwide and nobody has ever found the missing ones. Coincidence? The washing machine manufacturers are obviously collecting them. They need the fibers for the next generation of surveillance drones. WAKE UP. Buy only socks with different colors. They can't pair them if they don't match.
 
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Apparently the tin can opener wasn't invented until years after the tin cans.
Before that people just poked them with knives.

How do you explain that?
I think maybe 'they' didn't want the contents of them released for several years as they contained classified nuclear baked beans or something.
 
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Have you noticed that socks always disappear in the washing machine? They tell you it's "normal". Really? Billions of socks have vanished worldwide and nobody has ever found the missing ones. Coincidence? The washing machine manufacturers are obviously collecting them. They need the fibers for the next generation of surveillance drones. WAKE UP. Buy only socks with different colors. They can't pair them if they don't match.
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Its woke! Woke I tell you! Woke up!
 
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SoulFaith said:
Have you noticed that socks always disappear in the washing machine? They tell you it's "normal". Really? Billions of socks have vanished worldwide and nobody has ever found the missing ones. Coincidence? The washing machine manufacturers are obviously collecting them. They need the fibers for the next generation of surveillance drones. WAKE UP. Buy only socks with different colors. They can't pair them if they don't match.
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This is so genius that it's one of those, "Why didn't I think of that??!!" moments!!!

Alas.

RIP my poor little neat and orderly sock drawer. Right now it looks a bit like this:

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But, per @SoulFaith's sensible advice, I guess now it's going to have to look more like this:

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Ah well.

At least it's for the good of humankind!!
 
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Who is that? Is it Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen? And how can you tell the difference??
 
I can do it better? Really Lynx? REALLY?

I note that you haven't posted more in my Wild Assumptions thread.
 
Lynx said:
Yup. I can do conspiracy theories better than the conspiracy theorists.

Just watch...

1:
The real evil is tin cans! So much of your food comes in them that you never stop to think about all that metal in one place in your house. That's what they WANT you to focus on, the food, and ignore all the metal. But each can contributes to the distributed antenna that they use to spy on you every day! Even the name is misdirection, because these cans are mostly steel, not tin. IT'S DECEPTION ALL THE WAY! We have got to start storing "tin" cans at least ten feet apart from each other, so they won't be able to synchronize vibrations with each other and form an antenna!

2:
Online advertising: Do you REALLY know what it's for? It's not to sell stuff. Think about it, how many things have you bought because you saw an ad on your phone? But think about this... How irritating are those ads? THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! They want us to be so aggravated that it raises our blood pressure! Higher blood pressure, shorter lifespan. THAT'S HOW THEY PLAN TO KILL US OFF!!!
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Heh! Then you be calling the LORD a conspiracy theorist too methinks :p: https://www.openbible.info/topics/satan_rules_earth

The reason why i can accurately be called a conspiracy theorist, is because many conspiracies exist to theorise about. Personally think there's considerable evidence conspiracy theorists are more likely to be right than conspiracy deniers, however, it ain't something i feel an urge to crow over. 😔
 
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This is so genius that it's one of those, "Why didn't I think of that??!!" moments!!!

Alas.

RIP my poor little neat and orderly sock drawer. Right now it looks a bit like this:

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But, per @SoulFaith's sensible advice, I guess now it's going to have to look more like this:

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Ah well.

At least it's for the good of humankind!!
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You deserve the Marie Kondo medal of services to socks.
 
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I know, I will run that 'duh' pic into google images to find out exactly which Olsen twin it is. But if anyone else can do it before me and has the evidence can you post it here. I want to play Spot the Difference.
 
LifelongLearner said:
Heh! Then you be calling the LORD a conspiracy theorist too methinks :p: https://www.openbible.info/topics/satan_rules_earth

The reason why i can accurately be called a conspiracy theorist, is because many conspiracies exist to theorise about. Personally think there's considerable evidence conspiracy theorists are more likely to be right than conspiracy deniers, however, it ain't something i feel an urge to crow over. 😔
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I've always been the type of person who wears a tinfoil hat part-time, but hasn't committed to a full tinfoil suit -- yet.

The reason I don't fully commit to most conspiracy theories isn't because I don't believe they have some truth, but because I don't see any of the conspiracy groups successfully fighting back.

Without any proof that all this "bringing things into the light" is actually doing any good, all that's left is the continual spinning of the same old wheels (the wagons might change, but the wheels all spin the same way.)

If I start to follow the wagons, I find myself focusing on all the doom and gloom -- and it causes my mental health to fall into a downward spiral.

Therefore, I keep my distance.

But, that's just me.
 
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Lanolin said:
I know, I will run that 'duh' pic into google images to find out exactly which Olsen twin it is. But if anyone else can do it before me and has the evidence can you post it here. I want to play Spot the Difference.
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Lanolin said:
Who is that? Is it Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen? And how can you tell the difference??
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One sobering thing about the Olsen twins.

Mary Kate publicly battled anorexia, and for a while, you could tell it was her because her frame was even thinner and bonier than her sister.

You could also pick her out because she had more lines on her face, where the fat had dissipated and left her looking more hollow.

Fortunately, she went to a facility for help and hopefully is better now.

I haven't seen pictures of them in many years, so I don't know if you can still see a noticeable difference anymore.
 
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Huh, who said the conspiracy and corruption thread was all about doom and gloom?
Thats for the Christian News Forum, which doesn't actually contain any Christian News or the Good News of the gospel.

The one time New Zealand made the news it wasn't even about how a mountain got it's name or ID it was about how the population of Canada has been aborted....?!
 
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