Oh man!
This is a controversial thread if I ever saw one!
And I'm an expert in controversial threads (just ask
@seoulsearch )
(speaking of Seoul... With a title like "I can do it better" Lynx are you trying to one up her?

)
Here's the solution:
Glass!
Yes, good old fashioned glass mason jars for canning, that's how you avoid the tin/aluminum/steel/metal stuff!

Oh! But be sure you are using the ones labeled as '
canning jars' not labeled as
'mason jars' or else people might start thinking you associate with Freemasons! (Even though the name
Mason Jar is from the inventors name John Landis Mason who patented the threaded screw-top glass design in November 1858. )
View attachment 291931 It's not to kill us off! What's wrong with you Lynx?! Don't you know that those irritating ads get us aggravated to raise our blood pressure which then causes us to go spend $$$ at the doctors office and be written up a costly prescription thus forcing us to spend more $$$ to big pharma?
They want us to have hope that doing so with lengthen our lifespan... thus given them longer access to our $$$.