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coffee club ( a marrotte with coffee beans inside, to whang a doodle. Sort of like a maraca. You need a pair of them to be effective)

club member (Great helmet! I must have suffered a concussion in that battle, because I don't remember getting it for you, but it certainly is the sort of helmet I would have got you during the great Whangdoodle Sea Invasion. While I have the utmost respect on your insistence on quality - only the finest jewelry boxes for sending to our enemies to symbolise their everlasting shame and ignominy, I was wondering - perhaps we could send matchboxes to the lower profile enemies? That would help reduce the cost and difficulty of sourcing ever more jewelry boxes for those who frankly, don't merit them? Perhaps we could make up for the lower-quality boxes by making the insulting accompanying note more insulting?

Mount Whangdoodle is most impressive, and a stark reminder to the world of the impact one Chieftess of Smashingness can have on evildoers everywhere. Word from the squires is that one suffered broken bones after a significant fall on his last trip to deposit more scalps at the summit. Do you fancy a trek to ensure the trail is appropriately signposted and guarded?)

member portal (You always have the best ideas and suggestions! I definitely think that matchboxes should be used from now on. We'll reserve the jewelry boxes for the elite enemies. Anytime they receive an jewelry box they'll be filled with doom.
I might see about a bodysuit covered with this porcupine fish stuff. We should have shields made in the likeness of it, except in metal.
Of course I'm am always ready for trek on a trail. Will the Master be trekking with the Chieftess?
Btw, I had to look up one of your words [you often challenge my brain! which is a good thing]. I had to look up ignominy.
Battles in life are better fought with more knowledge! Thank you for expanding my vocab!)

Portal dalek (looks like a red telephone box, but really inside is a shelf of books including the latest Yellow Pages from the year 2000. It's a time capsule to another world. Am only mentioning this as the unhelpful side kick to the adventuress/action man who suggested I join them on this dangerous mission)

dalek invasion (Thank you, Chieftess of Smashingness. The feeling is mutual - you have excellent ideas and suggestions also. Jewelry boxes filled with doom. Probably not as shameful as what's in the matchboxes, but definitely, even a little doom is terrible, and arguably, a small dooming for a large enemy would be even more ignominious? I likewise had to look up combobulation earlier. I like words such as defenestration, combobulation and ignominious, and think these should be used more often. (If you've ever seen Rowan Atkinson in the Blackadder series, he uses some funny words in this - I think discombobulated was one of them. Some parts can be rude, but I do like the witty dialogue).

Really liking the armour and shielding upgrades you propose. And yes, I was proposing we trek Mount Whangdoodle together? It's getting pretty tall now - even taller than Mount Everest, and snow and bad weather at the summit make it dangerous to go alone. Who would have thought the world could contain so many enemies?)

invasion tactics (in other words, colonialism. The trojan horse of infiltration across enemy lines. I studied Art of War. You don't mess with the Middle Kingdom)

tactics books (I quite enjoy such words also. Ever since you first mentioned defenestration, it's been a favorite word of mine [second only to smashing!].
Witty dialogue is some of the best dialogue!
I am elated to be trekking Mount Whangdoodle with you!! Please forgive me if I ever become discombobulated [which might be often ] and forgive me if I see a spider and run off to observe it. Wait for me, I shall return promptly. I promise not to bring it back to show you and I promise to not have it trek with us! But, I can't help myself from observing.
Unfortunately, the world is nearly consumed with enemies. We have a higher power though. Thus, all these pitiful enemies and the weather of Mount Whangdoodle are quite feeble against us!)

books tore (I agree - I forgot to mention "smashingness". One of my favourite lines from the aforementioned series is "I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation." I still don't even know if they're real words or it makes sense, but it was funny.

Ha - I can observe spiders - just don't like them on me, especially around my face, and especially, especially when my mouth is open! So we can observe spiders - but my observation will be more morbid fascination. Definitely spiders will make me discombobulated! )

tore apart (Thank you for making me laugh and smile [truly!].

There probably won't be too many, if any, spiders at Mount Whangdoodle, due to the weather. But, there might be some at the lower areas. I also have a need to observe birds and critters. I was on a 5 mile hike one day. More than half was a beautiful rugged trail and the other half was woodsy along a lake. I spent all day on this hike! The reason I was so long on this hike is because I kept observing wildlife and scenery [of course, if I were hiking with you, my attention might not be inclined towards the wildlife.].

Maybe we can trek Mount Smashingness after this. And if there isn't one, we'll make one!)

apart meant ( I like to play on words. It don't mean anything, it's just fun. Sort of like smashing avocados or mashing potatoes. Sometimes you feel like flinging it at a wall and seeing if it sticks, that is, if you can't eat it)

meant well

"All my words, if not well put nor well taken, are well meant" ~ Woody Guthrie (not the exact arrangement, but a nice quote nonetheless)

well done ( don't get a well done steak at outback steakhouse , it is beyond done)

done for (I think there definitely must be a Mount Smashingness already, and we can definitely trek it. Or if we can't, we can at least use one of the work helicopters to get high enough to ski down. I'm definitely more comfortable observing birds and wildlife on Mount Smashingness as compared to spiders on Mount Whangdoodle.

Speaking of hikes, have you ever heard of those legends of things like staircases etc. appearing for people hiking in certain places, like national parks? I can't remember if we've spoken on this exact subject, but I'm sure you've likely heard of it if its a real thing or claim).

For Honor (I'm quite pleased that we shall be trekking Mount Smashingness and that you don't seem deterred concerning the amount of time I take on hikes!

I don't think I've heard of staircases appearing on hikes! Interesting. Admittedly, I haven't hiked in national parks. I did see something strange out in the Osage one time. I mentioned this story, but I don't think I got around to telling it. Anyway, when I was a teenager, at night in the Osage I saw something that I can't explain. It was large ring of lights. I couldn't tell you any one color that it was, it seemed to be a mash of multiple colors. This light/these colors were moving in a circle. As if they were a liquid flow of multiple colored lights. It was out in a field and there were no residences nearby. There was a quiet country road with no lights. This happened between the burial grounds of two chiefs (one on one hill and one another hill), not that that has anything to do with this though. Anyway, it's hard to explain this strange sighting. But, it was unlike anything I'd ever seen.

I told my grandmother about it, but she just explained it away as being hunters. This seemed like a weird explanation. Why and how would hunters have anything so large and brilliant.
She believed I saw something, but she didn't believe it was unexplainable. Until one day an Osage fella came into her bar and after he told he what he saw, she promptly came an got me. She had me tell him what I saw and he told me what he saw. He saw the exact same thing, except he saw it in the early morning hours (whereas I saw it in the late night hours) and he saw it in a different area of the Osage.

We all had a baffled scratching-our-head moment. To this day, I have no idea what I saw. I have not heard of nor seen anything like it since.

So, ready to go hiking? )

Honor Walk (@Charlesiii, do forgive me if I'm stepping on your toes, but I was fancying a background pic to go along with the smashing Chieftess image you made. And not wanting to trouble you with the task, I decided to be a bit techy [if that's the proper term to use] and create my own mountain range of remnants of my enemies, similar looking to those making up my necklace. I have not used this sort of tool to create before, so it's nowhere your smashingness, but at the very least you've inspired me to try new things!)

walk through (LOLOLOL. That is most impressive, Chieftess of Smashingness, CarriePie. I had envisaged perhaps a single Mount Whangdoodle, but here you have carved out an entire mountain range! It is little wonder that the mere mention of your name inspires fear in the hearts of all foes and other questionable types alike - whether Whangdoodles, Philistines, or those who identify as not-otherwise-specified. My only point of disagreement is the claim that it's nowhere near my level of smashingness - in comparison, I think my smashingness ends at one of the smaller hills in the distance. This is a whole new ballpark, if not a different game entirely. I think you must have singlehandedly wiped out all evil-doers on Earth to establish those mountain ranges? If not, at least I can understand why so many of your squires keep complaining about repetitive strain injury with all the scalps they have to process!

I really liked your account of the lights. Doubly-convincing given that the Ossage fella described the same thing also later on (I mean, doubly-convincing that alternative explanations like hunters or similar don't really fit). In one of the accounts I heard, there was a device or something used to paralyse or incapacite a victim/subject, before they levitate it up to the ship to steal it away. If we go hiking, I think I'd feel more comfortable with some reasonable projective weapons, at least. Although in the company of a Chieftess who has created entire mountain ranges from the remnants of her enemies, whoever is controlling those lights may think better of attacking us? (Presuming they haven't already crashed into one of her mountains! )

through eternity (You make a good point that I must have wiped out all evil doers on Earth. I must really think of these parts of the story with more depth! As it is, I would have had to travel to other planets to get that many scalps.
Maybe that's what the lights I saw were about. They arrived to take me away to other worlds to acquire more scalps!
This is why you're the Master. You can combobulate! Me, on the other hand, things like blood, lack of coffee, being distracted by a spider sighting, or even more compelling, being distracted by the Master's beard, and I'm faltering with these important story details!
Yes, we must carry weapons when we go hiking. Not if, when! We are too well known to be anywhere without proper protection. Nefarious foes are everywhere. Hopefully, they will give us a break whilst we trek Mount Smashingness. If not, they'll be experiencing a different kind of smashingness!)

eternity ring (Scalps of enemies from other planets, eh? Am I to understand that the secret invasion of the Whangdoodles' extra-terrestrial habitats has commenced already?!? I knew these missions were secret, but didn't realise they would be so secret as to commence without me! Very kind of you to explain - I can't count on Command, but I can count on the Chieftess of Smashingness.

I can combobulate, but not indefinitely. Things like giant Krull spiders , Chieftesses creating mountain ranges out of scalps , and cliff edges tend to interrupt my combobulatory processes. I don't think I have mentioned cliff edges before. If I have a choice of facing a treacherous cliff edge or a hideous, giant, Krull spider , I would probably face the hideous, giant, Krull spider . Provided I had a sword or something - I'm not suicidal. Although if I didn't have a sword, it might be a 50/50 decision. Although, obviously, if a third option is facing the Chieftess of Smashingness creating a mountain out of enemy scalps, that would be my first preference for a more pleasant interruption (the Chieftess, I mean, not the enemy scalps!)

I don't think you've faltered on any important story details - I'm a little bit miffed that Command didn't advise me of the attack simply because I might have mentioned retiring in a few decades... At least I can rely on you to keep me up-to-date. And definitely, when we trek Mount Smashingness, I'm thinking those seeking to cause us extra work on our hike will indeed learn the other definition of Smashingness, and likely contribute to an incremental increase in the height of said Mount! )

ring holder (Oh my, you mean there are those that are above us? I thought we were the Command and you, being the Master, was the highest level! I really think we should usurp Command then, if it's not us!

I will take on all the Krull like spiders and cliffs, just as long as you take on the more bloody details...and keep that beard! I must say, I love that term you came up with: combobulatory processes. Even though I'm a fierce Chieftess [aside from the blood thing], there are times I'm a giggly Chieftess in the presence of those witty terms. Your wittiness is always exemplary.
But, really, we should overthrow Command! They aren't nearly as exemplary or witty or able to have "combobulatory processes"! Very important!

I imagine the Command being like those brain looking things on the episode of Star Trek called Gamesters of Triskelion. We certainly need a better, and more masterly Command! )

holder clip (Yes. I think despite our height atop the very impressive mountain range of enemy remnants, there is a mysterious "Command" group that ranks higher than us. Probably something to do with democracy and absolute power corrupting absolutely, and checks and balances and that sort of thing. But I hear you! Those brain looking things on the episode of Star Trek called Gamesters of Triskelion look quite sinister indeed. I think they need to be dispatched, and quickly, before its too late! Dispatching these doesn't look like it'll be too bloody, but no major obstacles there on my account even if I'm wrong. )