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Of course it will never happen as mortgages are only fully paid off when the peasants all die from overwork. So I have to make them fat and lazy to keep them happy. Oh no I have turned completely evil Queen! How did that happen?!

My home is my castle, My castle is my home No wait my castle is a pyramid with me at the top, and all those peasants under me paying taxes and laying bricks so I can live there to Lord it over them. That's how it works, does it not? What if the peasants learn minecraft and then undermine my...

Blame Watties, as their expired cans didn't have meatballs in them. I think all the ones that did, already got eaten.

Just want to add, be assertive and when necessary reinforce your boundaries. I think it harder for those who's boundaries have already been crossed to then toss that person out of their life as they've set up home and need evicting. My strategy is someone is getting TOO CLOSE to remind that...

This one is standard, but you can get Frozen ones

Who said anything about meatballs? lol I will have a ball pit in the dungeons of my (bouncy) castle.

Looks like you joined the mudrun and won? Or as we call it in NZ 'the Mudder'

The goal is to make everyone fat and lazy so they won't think about stealing any treasures from my castle/Queendom.

I went to Kmart yesterday, a brand new one that is open 24 hours, and it had all the Halloween stuff on the shelves. I bought a black cat for good luck. It reminded me of my own black cat called Fluffy we had for 18 years. Actually the tag on it said "Halloween Fluffy Plush' I am going to call...

My mum would watch funny cat videos on the ipad you-tube, or she'd tune into Chinese cooking demos, and loudly hint at me that I should be watching and learning all this, before she went.

I just paid a bit more money to the Icloud man.

China - all our Christians pray underground Switzerland - we have a cross on our flag that also doubles as a symbol for First Aid. USA - Christians can worship here anyway they want, including Health and Wealth gospel of prosperity. Saudi Arabia - we don't have Christians, but they can buy oil...

No Dogs allowed in my neighbourhood. Only chickens and cats.

I thought Riff Raff was the name of a dog. Like Scruffy or Scooby Doo

the radio doesn't work but the CD player does. Well most of the time. Sometimes it skips or won't play a song. There is also a slot for an SD card, but I've never used an SD card to store music.

Pandora's box was a hope chest. Everything else got released/given away until only hope was left.

Wot, there are sex scenes in video games?! Is there porn too? I think that is getting seriously woked. There is not meant to be any of that going on when you are playing an innocent video game in your dark windowless den of iniquity - the basement of your parent's house in other words.

Well, revenge was the theme for Harry Potter even though he could have forgiven his parent's murderers or He who must not be Named instead of trying to defeat him for 7 books using 'the dark arts'. Or something. Dumbledore instead of being gay could have fallen in love with Mrs Mcgonnagall...

huh? How can bullying be a good thing?! What is this a video game for masochists/misogynists?

Christian writers only attempt to remake popular stories and make the characters born again..maybe? I know 'they' do that with music, change lyrics to make them more christians. For CCM. Doesn't always work.