The CC Friendship Group Visits a Castle!! Are YOU Secretly a Princess or Knight of Yore?!

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What Animals Should a Castle Moat Have to Make It Invincible???

  • Alligators/Crocs

    Votes: 4 57.1%

  • Piranha

    Votes: 4 57.1%

  • Overgrown Goldfish With Bad Attitudes (for a kingdom on a budget and can't afford the piranha!)

    Votes: 1 14.3%

  • Sharks -- With Laser Beams On Their Heads (duh!)

    Votes: 3 42.9%

  • Dragons (they insisted coming out of the dungeon!)

    Votes: 3 42.9%

  • Sting Rays

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Venomous Snakes

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Stinging Jellyfish

    Votes: 1 14.3%

  • A Band of Ornery Cats/Dogs That Don't Mind Treading Water

    Votes: 1 14.3%

  • NONE of These Choices Are Vicious Enough!! I have a better idea (and will post it in the thread!)

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Total voters
    7
seoulsearch said:
At first, I didn't understand this -- but the armor-eating tomatoes is a really creative idea!!

It wouldn't hurt if we selected the highly elusive Killer Tomato variety either. Will you be growing these little beauties in your garden next summer? :)

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However, now we'll have the issue of the peasants always trying to score free meals by harvesting all the spaghetti and tomato sauce from the moat, and we can't have that!! (The horror of peasants getting something for free, gasp!!)

Not to mention the fortune it'll cost to keep replenishing the moat, along with the import costs on high-quality spaghetti and marinara (imagine all those tariffs if we have everything shipped directly from Italy.)

But I'm thinking this is where @OMC's ingenius idea of land locking the surrounding area with wild boars would come in handy. 😎
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Oh not it won't be the high quality stuff. It will be just the like the spaghetti and tomato sauce you get in a can.

It will be the expired rejects from the Wattie's spaghetti and tomato sauce factory.

The moat will be quite deep so, you can't just climb out of it.
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My castle and Queendom will be peasants friendly. Also our killer tomatoes are our ammunition. It is only the neighbouring Kingdoms and crocodiles that we have a feud with.
 
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Lanolin said:
Oh not it won't be the high quality stuff. It will be just the like the spaghetti and tomato sauce you get in a can.

It will be the expired rejects from the Wattie's spaghetti and tomato sauce factory.

The moat will be quite deep so, you can't just climb out of it.
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My castle and Queendom will be peasants friendly. Also our killer tomatoes are our ammunition. It is only the neighbouring Kingdoms and crocodiles that we have a feud with.
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I wonder how the other moat residents -- crocs, piranha, sharks with lasers on their heads, and Loch Ness Nessie -- will all feel about eating spaghetti and tomato sauce... 🤔😆😁
 
seoulsearch said:
I wonder how the other moat residents -- crocs, piranha, sharks with lasers on their heads, and Loch Ness Nessie -- will all feel about eating spaghetti and tomato sauce... 🤔😆😁
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The goal is to make everyone fat and lazy so they won't think about stealing any treasures from my castle/Queendom.
 
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seoulsearch said:
I wonder how the other moat residents -- crocs, piranha, sharks with lasers on their heads, and Loch Ness Nessie -- will all feel about eating spaghetti and tomato sauce... 🤔😆😁
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They're just going to eat the meatballs and leave the spaghetti to lure the pesants in. They get more meat that way.
 
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seoulsearch said:
I wonder how the other moat residents -- crocs, piranha, sharks with lasers on their heads, and Loch Ness Nessie -- will all feel about eating spaghetti and tomato sauce... 🤔😆😁
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cinder said:
They're just going to eat the meatballs and leave the spaghetti to lure the pesants in. They get more meat that way.
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Lanolin said:
Who said anything about meatballs? lol
I will have a ball pit in the dungeons of my (bouncy) castle.
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Well we can't let our brave and loyal Moat Squad go hungry!!

They're going to have to get their protein fix somehow!!

I guess now we know what to do with any peasants who refuse to pay their taxes... 😎

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My home is my castle,
My castle is my home

No wait my castle is a pyramid with me at the top, and all those peasants under me paying taxes and laying bricks so I can live there to Lord it over them. That's how it works, does it not?

What if the peasants learn minecraft and then undermine my castle?
I will build my castle in the air on an I-cloud.

It might look like this...but I might have a different colour from Emerald. I might make it Topaz or Amethyst.

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The streets, being made of gold (or yellow bricks) mean it would be too heavy to undermine and impossible to relocate. My strategy for the peasants is to have a decoy bouncy castle as a castle subsitute/starter castle so they can aspire to be Lord of All one day if they pay me enough taxes and rent and use the rest to put toward owning it.
 
Of course it will never happen as mortgages are only fully paid off when the peasants all die from overwork. So I have to make them fat and lazy to keep them happy.

Oh no I have turned completely evil Queen! How did that happen?!
 
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