😂Fun Thread: What's the funniest or strangest Christian pick-up line you've heard?

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And, for the gals who post pics of themselves online and get hassled, here's a great one for you:

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Okay, I'm watching a :LOL: video I think I'm gonna post in the funny thread. The kid is making a bunch of hilarious homeschool/ youth group kid jokes. He's portraying himself as an anti-social being forced into a church youth group and trying way to hard to fit in.
He's holding his Bible, looking past the camera at what we're suppose to imagine is a girl he's standing in front of trying to talk to and says:

My mom says I'm called to be a prophet, which means I deliver God's mail, but I don't have your email. SO, I was wondering if you want to write that right back here in the back of my Bible?
:LOL:
 
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Hey fam,
I thought it would be fun to lighten things up a little! We’ve all heard some hilarious (and sometimes cringe-worthy) Christian pick-up lines people use as jokes.

For example:


“I was reading Numbers last night… and realized I don’t have yours.”


Now it’s your turn! 🤩🤩What’s the funniest, strangest, or most creative Christian pick-up line you’ve ever heard or used?
I made one up. Really corny but brings a smile. You are the Lord's,do you think He will share!!
 
Perhaps you need to brush up on the time the Churchy fruits learned about courage?

1. Howdy and welcome to the forum.


2. Courage is one fruit of which she is definitely not lacking. Some people think she has a little too many of those fruits growing. :p
 
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“Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you be looking right!”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fiiiiine written all over you!”

“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”

“On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”

I’ve used these on my husband AFTER we became a couple. I have a feeling he would’ve ran away if I’d used them beforehand 😂😂😂
 
1. Howdy and welcome to the forum.
Thank you @Lynx. Your avatar seems familiar. Have we met before?

2. Courage is one fruit of which she is definitely not lacking. Some people think she has a little too many of those fruits growing. :p
:p Life would be boring if such fruits were restricted to the number some people thought it should be limited to, would it not?
 
Thank you @Lynx. Your avatar seems familiar. Have we met before?

:p Life would be boring if such fruits were restricted to the number some people thought it should be limited to, would it not?
It is the stock photo on Wikipedia for the article about lynx. Out of all the lynx pictures I could find online, that was the one I liked best.

My computer tells me I have been here since 2014, so if you were here before as somebody else that is probably how you feel like you know me.