This is going to sound awfully sexist, but since you asked

:
1) They talk....
a lot! Usually about any subject they can get away with.
2) They get excited easily. Especially with new things/adventures.
3) They're awful at anything having to do with a motor vehicle, no matter how hard they try.
4) They are more timid and gentle, in contrast men like blowing things up.
5) If they are still childless by the time they are 20 they
will have a small dog and treat it as a human.
6) We [Men] can be violent toward another man, but if you so much raise your voice at an animal you're sleeping on the couch.
7) They don't have any problem blatantly telling you what their opinion is of you, but if you tell them they don't look good in that new dress you're up the creek.
8) They are
incapable of making up their mind and sticking to it. Especially when it comes to bartering!
9) It's true, an apology is necessary even when the man is not wrong.
10) We [Men] have more shenanigans for her to put up with than she does us, so we should be thankful for her patience!