My wife and I have prayed for you quite a few times. You are one of the most interesting members in our community and have been through quite a lot in your life.
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My wife and I have prayed for you quite a few times. You are one of the most interesting members in our community and have been through quite a lot in your life.
I'm sure that Ugly meant no real harm to anyone. He's was just being himself at the moment. Actually, he is quite a humble man and has empathy for others as he understands pain, suffering and rejection quite well. Where he is headed is where I want to be also.
You certainly are following the right recipe and have the necessary ingredients.
What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. I learned that from a trusted source. I think that it was Hippocrates or maybe Plato. It's all Greek to me.
"Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me,
Twice on the pipes if the answer is no.
Oh, my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipes means you ain't gonna show..."
Twice on the pipes if the answer is no.
Oh, my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipes means you ain't gonna show..."
If God is with us who can be against us. With God by our side no weapon shall prosper and we need not fear what lies ahead but should look forward to it with great expectation and awe.
It would be a pleasure for the both of us to meet you as well. If not in this life then certainly in the next. You can sit next to me at the Lord's banquet table.
He burnt the cookies. Cooking is an art form but practice makes perfect. Perhaps the next batch will turn out and be delicious and presentable.
Q: Where do the socks go when they vanish from the rest of your laundry on wash day?
A: A highly unstable aboriginal aberrational transdimensional vortex develops in the cyclonic flux of the high temperature rotating electrostatic whirlpool that so often accompanies the dihydrogen oxide removal phase of the de-soilization of the apparel. This transdimensional vortex is especially powerful when enhanced by the static charge that surrounds certain synthetic materials, such as polyester.
Thus, if one stares closely through the glass on a laundromat dryer they may indeed observe certain small podiatric garments vanish from reality as we know it and arrive in another dimensional reality far beyond our ability to comprehend or perceive. That is the reason there is so little polyester left in society today.
Using this transdimensional vortex energy it is possible to travel to other realities. I have been there and back many times. One must cover themselves in polyester from head to toe and climb into a laundromat dryer while sucking on a nine volt battery. The battery helps amplify the charge so you can leave reality more quickly.
Elvis continues to wear too much polyester and that is why he has so much trouble staying in this reality.
Some people have been known to jump out of this reality just by wearing a polyester shirt while stroking a cat. This can be very dangerous, so I don't advise anyone to do it outside of a laboratory.
Mr Peabody probably sharing some tea with Mrs Peabody !!!
...just like breakfast at Tiffany's.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I guess that it depends on what was in the bottle.
1. Lift both lids and add 1/2 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up your cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, toss the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to sit on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate, making ample suds. The noises that come from the toilet insure that the cat is enjoying himself immensely.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse and is also very enjoyable for the cat.
6. Open the front door of your home and be sure that there is no one between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket through the house, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
Rover
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy relied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother; he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy relied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother; he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."