Reading this thread, I am quite surprised no one has mentioned the practical to you. There are Asian women looking for American men to marry. Why, there are even websites devoted to making matches. Since you did not mention love as a necessity, perhaps a mail order bride is the route for you.
I think they are e-mail order brides, now.I have a distant cousin...ain't gonna tell nobody where he lives...lol...he's mighty distant, for the record, and he, literally believed in mail order brides, don't think he does now. Needless to say, he is still a bachelor lol.
Maybe someone needs to make an "A Woman Desires a Man" thread.![]()
He must not dress in such a manner as to cause other women to think him handsome and attractive, yet he must not look like a slob, and be well dressed for me. Under his burkha, I require a suit and tie.Good idea... Minus the mail-order part (Galatea... You made me laugh so hard!). Not even sure there is such thing as mail-order husbands... Hmmm.
Now I am disturbed and will have to post in the nightmare thread tomorrow.I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.
Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.
Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
How can you tip your hat when it is not part of your costume de riguer?
How can you tip your hat when it is not part of your costume de riguer?
That's probably a question best left unanswered.
I don't think any of us want to know where he keeps his hat...
Speedos... do we allow men who wear speedos in The Gun Thread? Somehow speedos and guns don't seem like they should mix...
*Loads gun.
*Gulps beer.
*Activates chainsaw.
*Throws javelin.
*Punches Communist.
*Grows beard.
*Shaves beard.
*Kills animal.
*Eats animal.
I'll get me a real woman.
*Burp
The significance being? Is it because Don Quixote wore a chamber pot as a helmet?I only just realized this is the same thread I posted my Don Quixote-themed poem...and my wardrobe joke...
Don't google that. Whatever you do.
If you value whatever innocence you have left.![]()