A Thread for MEN only!!!!! WOMEN are absolutely forbidden to post anything here!!!
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Just an idea, as this is a men only thread. Why don’t the men
discuss something constructive, like how to work the washing machine,
how to pick up clothes off the floor, how to put the toilet seat down, what to
buy the love of your life on Valentine’s Day.
You just seemed short of a few ideas so I thought I would sneak in
and help you all out a bit.
Why would we do that when we have our wenches to do it for us?
Ahhhh, good one Miri! I see you went straight for the "trick" question. Be careful. Don't scare them off. We must first build up their egos, (cough) I mean their confidence. LOL!
Perhaps, a multiple choice that's not too complicated. Like...........
Men,
What is your favorite feature of a ladies face?
a) Eyes
b) Smile
c) Make-up
d) Hair
e) all of the above
Aahhhhh, Didy - you are smart! I see you're approaching the question with caution. Excellent!
BillG - I'm sure you meant to say "wRenches" because we ladies have our tool bag with us! LOL!
BillG - I'm sure you meant to say "wRenches" because we ladies have our tool bag with us! LOL!
Don't you just.
Does it have the kitchen sink in it?
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Miri
Guest
Of course, it might depend on whether the belly button is an innie or outie...............
Do outies collect fluff?
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Miri
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Well i I was thinking your own, but hey if you like
picking other peoples I won’t hold that against you.
(I might think you’re a bit strange but what do I know!)
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AuntieAnt
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Awww, you're welcome.
Wait... was that really just a hint for me to send more snacks??
I suppose you guys are hungry again. Well, I've been cooking up a storm today. I made Hummus for snacking and I also prepared some fresh vegetables to make Chicken Pad Thai and Spicy Green Beans for dinner tonight. So I'll go ahead and share that with y'all. 
I don't really have bros any more, but what I do know is this: A man doesn't need to hide anything from his wife; a boy might hide things from his wife. This is why children shouldn't get married. On a side note, my wife told me she had divorce papers today, so I guess i'll be divorced soon.
Oh, Didy - I'm so sorry. You've got a great group of men on this thread that will help you through this difficult time. Reach out to them. I'm a firm believer that men need to minister to men at hard times like this.
Know this, all of us ladies that snuck in here to spy on you guys - we'll be praying for you, your wife and marriage.
Last thing and most important - be very still - know how to close out the world and all the noise - and try your very hardest to just focus on Jesus and listen to His voice and the Holy Spirit - they will tell you what to do, what to say and comfort you.
Grace and Peace be multiplied to you!
So sorry to hear that. Let us know if there is a specific prayer request you have about the situation.
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Huckleberry
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Nothing is said or done between me and my
friends that I wouldn't tell my wife about.
Anyone hiding stuff from their wife is a scoundrel.