SDA Propaganda
(Educational Humor to explain how SDA skeptics sound like.)
Story began in early 2018, before the Covid epidemic came. Deep inside Vatican City, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church made a new decree.
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Vicor of Christ: "We must combat the Seventh Day Adventist Church, they are reminding people of Protestant beliefs, and Biblical concepts. They undermining my authority and the SDA church is still growing, besides our years of effort of slandering, that are contrary beliefs to Orthodoxy. We must act immediately to control this outbreak of insurrection, or we may face another Protestant Revival."
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Unknown Bishop: "But what must we do Holy Father"?
Vicor of Christ: "We shall reinforce our efforts in online media, radio, and television to undermine the Seventh Day Church. We Shall have Baptists, Evangelicals, and even Presbyterians, under the name of Biblical truth to spread every method of deniability to any doctrine, that this small insignificant black sheep of a denomination has. No one will suspect, that Jesuits have infiltrated all arenas of Christianity. Our years of patience have finally paid off. Our time of Global dominance shall soon come anyways, so time to act now."
Unnamed Catholic Bishop: "As you say, Holy Father! We shall immediately use our channels of influence to do as the LORD commands."
(Mean while an unexpecting SDA Pastor is preaching about Vatican Influence in America.)
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Doug Bachelor: "We love our Catholic friends in Christ, but we as SDA Christians have great concerns of the Vatican. We have not forgotten about early Christian history, and acknowledge the great doctrinal errors of the Church of Rome."
(Deep inside a Jesuit sleeper cell in California, a trained assassin is planning on cutting the brake lines of Pastor Doug's car).
To be continued........