Are YOU Taking Crazy Pill? If So, What Kind? (Humorous Choices!)

[seoulsearch]

Hey Everyone,

A few nights ago, this infamous old meme came across my YouTube feed:



I've never seen the movie, but I've definitely seen this quote -- and even though I watched the clip 4 times in a row, it made me laugh out loud. every. single. time -- because it so fitting for many aspects of my life.

Just for kicks, I looked up various kinds of "Crazy Pills" people had come up with and...

* What about you?

* Which "Crazy Pills" do YOU think someone has slipped into YOUR food?!

* Or, which ones would you take by choice?

* If YOUR "prescription" isn't listed here, tell us which ones you've been taking -- or would want to take!

Many of these are from the gaming community. Most will say, "Choose One," but let's indulge and say you can choose as many as you want -- then tell us why!

Which Crazy Pills are YOU Taking?!

 

[Mem]

I boast of the ability to cause my adversaries to poop their pants. It's crazy.

 

[Magenta]

Is there a pill I can take so I don't see the crazy cray-cray in others? .

 

[Cameron143]

Is there a pill I can take so I don't see the crazy cray-cray in others? .

That's what morphine does.

 

[Magenta]

That's what morphine does.

Nah, morphine kills the pain of seeing all the cray-cray. But you still see the crazy LOL

 

[Cameron143]

Nah, morphine kills the pain of seeing all the cray-cray. But you still see the crazy LOL

You aren't taking enough.

 

[seoulsearch]

I boast of the ability to cause my adversaries to poop their pants. It's crazy.

Wow.

There are really pills for this amazing ability?! Sign me up, as long as it's the people AROUND me who will be having the bathroom accidents and not me!

I'm just thinking how handy this super power would be when dealing with cantankerous bosses, nosey neighbors, and anyone who doesn't respect personal space.

I'm also wondering about the strength of the doses...

One pill -- Just a light, loaded wind.

Two pills -- A large gust and some hail.

Three pills -- Oh boy. Somebody's going to need a bucket, because it'll be raining cats and dogs!

 

[seoulsearch]

Nah, morphine kills the pain of seeing all the cray-cray. But you still see the crazy LOL

[QUOTE="Cameron143, post: 5479827, member: 314370"]You aren't taking enough.[/QUOTE]

Lately, I've been thinking THIS would be just my morning dose.




And I'd have to take twice as many in the evening.

 

[Mem]

Wow.

There are really pills for this amazing ability?! Sign me up, as long as it's the people AROUND me who will be having the bathroom accidents and not me!

I'm just thinking how handy this super power would be when dealing with cantankerous bosses, nosey neighbors, and anyone who doesn't respect personal space.

I'm also wondering about the strength of the doses...

One pill -- Just a light, loaded wind.

Two pills -- A large gust and some hail.

Three pills -- Oh boy. Somebody's going to need a bucket, because it'll be raining cats and dogs!

.......

 

[seoulsearch]

Disclaimer: Sorry for the typos in the original post -- I was writing it in a hurry, and there were tons of "Crazy Pill" posters (to my delight,) but most had too small of print, and I obviously didn't quite get all the "Copy and Pastes" in the right places.

My favorites are the Crazy Pills designed for specific communities, such as fellow readers.

 

[seoulsearch]

I have to admit that my favorite genre I've found so far are the pills for the gaming community.

However, I'm not a gamer -- and will need some pro gamers out there to explain/put a few of these into context.

 

[RodB651]

I think the travel pill would be good. I would visit Rivendell first!

 

[Lynx]

I have to admit that my favorite genre I've found so far are the pills for the gaming community.

However, I'm not a gamer -- and will need some pro gamers out there to explain/put a few of these into context.

Most of those would take out all the challenge, so the kind of people who play those games would start complaining they were too easy.

But that orange pill... THAT should have been happening for more than TWO DECADES already! Why is it so difficult to make "find another task" scripts for village inhabitants?