Can no longer separate the Singles from the BDF

[Jennie-Mae]

You’re not from around here, are you?

That’s how I speak.

Just a little edgy cation if somebody ain’t on terms with what I’m talking about:

I said “y’all all” because I was addressing each and everyone in this here entire thread.

Don’t you guys (best not be causing confusion using y’all lol) just love the possibility of using all the emojis on the phone?

 

[toinena]

I am almost tempted to quote the scripture here, but I will be satisfied by just hitting everyone's heads with a KJV Bible.

Please stand in line for a smack on your heads.

 

[theanointedsinner]

I am almost tempted to quote the scripture here, but I will be satisfied by just hitting everyone's heads with a KJV Bible.

Please stand in line for a smack on your heads.

let me find way to make a helmet out of cottonballs, and, eh, any adhesive will be bad idea

I guess we need to experience this trial and tribulation of getting smacked on the head by the bible, hoping that it's softcover and not hard cover

 

[theanointedsinner]

let me find way to make a helmet out of cottonballs, and, eh, any adhesive will be bad idea

I guess we need to experience this trial and tribulation of getting smacked on the head by the bible, hoping that it's softcover and not hard cover

wait a better idea, I can lay lots of clothes on my head so that when the bible smacking comes, it will cushion the blow

 

[tourist]

your use of exclamation points are perfect for me, unless if there's something they see that I don't, but anyway, we are not called to be perfect, we are called to, what's that word?

I believe that the word is purr-fect.

 

[tourist]

Ah. Finally. A touch of BDF ;-)

My favorite dog movie has to be Must love dogs. It is of course an absolute truth.

Yeah, dogs get to lick the crumbs that fall from the master's table. Oh, sorry, was just having a BDF moment there. OK, I'm better now...

 

[theanointedsinner]

His word will not go void, Isai ...
... we really need some rehabilitation here

 

[theanointedsinner]

I believe that the word is purr-fect.

one of blue_ladybug's most purr-fect word

 

[Lynx]

I am almost tempted to quote the scripture here, but I will be satisfied by just hitting everyone's heads with a KJV Bible.

Please stand in line for a smack on your heads.

As a pentecostal minister I reserve the right to return the favor and hit you over the head with the KJV Bible.

 

[tourist]

one of blue_ladybug's most purr-fect word

That's for sure my friend.

 

[theanointedsinner]

what if, the bible slaps someone across the face so hard, the force of the smack makes someone spin like a top or a tornado

and a secular song like "cyclone - baby bash" is played?

https://genius.com/Baby-bash-cyclone-lyrics

 

[tourist]

As a pentecostal minister I reserve the right to return the favor and hit you over the head with the KJV Bible.

That BDF crap will get you nowhere on this thread. Well, admittedly, what you said was very funny. I like how you roll 'em.

 

[theanointedsinner]

were quoting each other, isn't our quote inspirational lol

 

[tourist]

His word will not go void, Isai ...
... we really need some rehabilitation here

Yeah, a place for us misfits to heal from the harsh BDF environment. It's a jungle out there. I'm down for the rehab too.

 

[toinena]

Do you have to he an ordained minister to do the KJV smacking?

 

[theanointedsinner]

Do you have to he an ordained minister to do the KJV snacking?

what if it's a magical bible of osmosis, like a baptist would smack someone, and that someone becomes baptist, while a non-baptist would smack, and that person becomes non-baptist?

hmm, stretching it too far?

maybe we can try smacking a mechanic's manual and cars can be fixed, a new superpower?
ok, now we are stretching this a bit too far!

 

[tourist]

nice to met you *offer handshake*

Offering a milkshake might work too. Andrea is a real sweetheart.

 

[toinena]

Do you get abstinence from KJV quotes? Like you have to read at least 20 quotes a day to not experience headaches and delirium?

 

[tourist]

I disagree

Always the voice of reason.

 

[toinena]

Offering a milkshake might work too. Andrea is a real sweetheart.

As long as it is strawberry flavored.