can you guys post something funny please?

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What can you buy from a vending machine in a Lutheran Church, the Communion of Saints?

The Small and Large Catechism by Martin Luther
 
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Why doesn't the pastor have a Yardstick? Why do they call it the snuffer?
 
Leave a person bread and water and they curse you. Hand them a kippered herring snack and they'll let you win Monopoly.
 
Does anyone want to admit this?

Taking your own snacks to the movie theater. 😁.

It's been years so it's past the statute of limitations, but I have taken my own popcorn 🍿 popped in coconut oil like the theaters did in the olden days. Would also take a favorite beverage, like vanilla cream soda. I don't drink high fructose corn syrup.
Of course I do. I'm against daylight robbery. Or even nighttime theft..........