"My roommate thinks I'm schizophrenic, but the joke's on him... I don't have a roommate."
can you guys post something funny please?
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Now there's some sushi I could actually eat
the one on the left looks like my dogs twin
That is both funny and adorable at the same time.
Ok
Here's something funny
Directly from the saviour
You seive out a gnat
And swallow a camel
Here's something funny
Directly from the saviour
You seive out a gnat
And swallow a camel
Sorry for your dogs "translation"
I'm permitted by my God to drink beer twice week in my local bar
Why would I give this pleasure up?
What sound does an elevator make when it's out of order?
No sound...
it just stairs.
No sound...
it just stairs.
Found an inspirational quote to share with you:
Yes.
But we're left wondering how much of your posts are actually you -- and how much is the beer.
Wow
Talk about judgement
I forgive you
You obviously have some deep seated views
May The Spirit of Pure Love fill your heart and guide your mind and your words
It's not judgment, it's paying attention, with a dose of discernment.
I've seen at least 3 of your posts mentioning that you like to drink beer, and I've only seen a small fraction of what you have said on the forum.
That's not in criticism, as we have many people struggling with many addictions here. There are even threads going on for the regular encouragement of recovery.
But when you repeatedly mention liking an alcoholic beverage, and many of your posts definitely seem to reflect a bit of outside influence, then yes, the audience is going to wonder if you are making them while you are sober or not.
Because to be perfectly honest, many of your posts do not sound like they are coming from someone completely sober.
Again, that's not a criticism. But it is an important consideration for both you as the writer, and for the people reading your posts.
Uh research effect of alcohol and read the research on the effects of alcohol. I am too tired to explain it and I don't think I have the time since I have a meeting in half an hour.
A sign its escalatoring lolWhat sound does an elevator make when it's out of order?
No sound...
it just stairs.
I'm afraid your passing a "typical" christianese judgement
I make no apologies for my choice of relaxation
It's most definitely not an addiction
I was going to go on and justify myself to you
Who are supposed to be my brethren
Not my judges
So I desist
The only thing that matters is
Hear the words I say
And just like Pentecost
Don't assume I must be drunk
You foolish one
I make no apologies for my choice of relaxation
It's most definitely not an addiction
I was going to go on and justify myself to you
Who are supposed to be my brethren
Not my judges
So I desist
The only thing that matters is
Hear the words I say
And just like Pentecost
Don't assume I must be drunk
You foolish one
Your own words speak for yourself -- loud and clear.