can you guys post something funny please?

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CommodoreTeach said:
Lol! I bet you'd been hanging out for that, eh? Well, the day finally arrived. You have worked long and hard to officially be part of the Clocking Club, Seoulsearch. ;)
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I think "Clocking Club" is code for "Let's Kick Over Some Rocks and Stir Some Pots!"

Which I can neither confirm nor deny I want to be a part of. :cool:
 
I have been generously blessed with 2 clocks!

It's far better than some other things I've been receiving lately lol. I'll consider them as trophies!

Thank you, Commodore. I mean that!
 
CarriePie said:
I have been generously blessed with 2 clocks!

It's far better than some other things I've been receiving lately lol. I'll consider them as trophies!

Thank you, Commodore. I mean that!
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Ha, ha! I'm glad, because that was the spirit in which they were given, although I can take back if they offend. :p

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CarriePie said:
I have been generously blessed with 2 clocks!

It's far better than some other things I've been receiving lately lol. I'll consider them as trophies!

Thank you, Commodore. I mean that!
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You are the official honorary founding member of The Clocking Club, @CarriePie!

Here in the "Post Something Funny" thread, clocks are considered badges of honor! :cool:šŸ„‡ā°ā²ļøāŒšā±ļø

And now you're in the lead for accumulating the highest number of clocks -- #1 on the leaderboard!

Congratulations! šŸŽ‚šŸ„³šŸŽˆ
 
I've gotten as many clocks from TheLearner.

But, the Commodore's clocks are more like a trophy :LOL:
 
seoulsearch said:
You are the official honorary founding member of The Clocking Club, @CarriePie!

Here in the "Post Something Funny" thread, clocks are considered badges of honor! :cool:šŸ„‡ā°ā²ļøāŒšā±ļø

And now you're in the lead for accumulating the highest number of clocks -- #1 on the leaderboard!

Congratulations! šŸŽ‚šŸ„³šŸŽˆ
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This reminded me of a joke about clocks...

Davidā€™s watch was not working. He remembered passing a little shop with clocks and watches in the window, so he took the watch in and asked for it to be repaired.

ā€œIā€™m sorry. I donā€™t repair watches,ā€ said the man behind the counter.

ā€œWell, how much for a new one then?ā€ asked David.

ā€œI donā€™t sell watches.ā€

ā€œClocks, you sell clocks then? How much for a clock?ā€

ā€œI donā€™t sell clocks.ā€

David was getting exasperated. ā€œYou donā€™t sell watches, you donā€™t sell clocks?ā€

ā€œNo, Iā€™m a mohel,ā€ replied the man.

ā€œThen why do you have all those clocks and watches in the window?ā€

ā€œIf you were a mohel, tell me, what would you put in your window?ā€
 
I had to look up what the guy was.

I guess it's better than putting foreskins in the window, but why not just a pair of scissors?
 
Lynx said:
I had to look up what the guy was.

I guess it's better than putting foreskins in the window, but why not just a pair of scissors?
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Perhaps the risk of mixing up people looking for a haircut with people looking for something else was too great? I dunno - it's just a joke.

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