can you guys post something funny please?

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Well, I thought I was going to post this in the cute animals thread, but then I started watching it and had to laugh.
I have bunnies, I KNOW bunny sounds and they sure aren't "TWEET TWEET" "MOOO" or "WOOF" :LOL:
(I guess the video maker was trying to focus on the nibble nibble of grass, but that's not an accurate bunny sound)
 
A bull in a China shop shouldn't be surprised -- or disappointed -- when he encounters broken glass after charging.

Yeah, makes one wonder WHY Jesus took that whip and ran everyone out of the temple turning over their tables as they were trying to scam God's people

Reckon Jesus shouldn't have done that? I mean, everyone thought Jesus was being like so rude!
 
Seeing that you're in the mood for passing judgement
Hear this
From your Christian brother
I'm a convicted paedophile
The worst of the worst in human eyes
But Jesus had a different idea
That's why I stand "apart"
That's why I can
Drink beer in the local bar
Incidentally
Wearing a Jesus hoodie
I'm not fitting into the world
I'm in it
But not of it
Making a clear declaration
That
The lost might understand
I know nothing of theology
But I know everything about grace
So silence your mouth
And pray for love to reign in your heart and rule your mind
There!!!!
That's Christianity
Well I am proud of you for getting saved,
but you should know that demons can possess Christians, and one way they infiltrate your life is though addictions,
Luk 22:3 Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number of the twelve.
Luk 22:31 And the Lord said, Simon, Simon, behold, Satan hath desired to have you, that he may sift you as wheat:
Luk 22:32 But I have prayed for thee, that thy faith fail not: and when thou art converted, strengthen thy brethren.
1Ti 1:18 This charge I commit unto thee, son Timothy, according to the prophecies which went before on thee, that thou by them mightest war a good warfare;
1Ti 1:19 Holding faith, and a good conscience; which some having put away concerning faith have made shipwreck:
1Ti 1:20 Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme.
1Th 2:18 Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us.
2Co 2:10 To whom ye forgive any thing, I forgive also: for if I forgave any thing, to whom I forgave it, for your sakes forgave I it in the person of Christ;
2Co 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.
Act 5:1 But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession,
Act 5:2 And kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laid it at the apostles' feet.
Act 5:3 But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy Ghost, and to keep back part of the price of the land?
Act 5:4 Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast not lied unto men, but unto God.
Act 5:5 And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things.
Being a Christian does not give you immunity from Satan and demons, if anything it makes you a priority target.
 
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opened its mouth waiting below to swallow them both.

As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast, he cried out, “Oh, God! Help me!”

Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in mid-air a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me!”

“God, come on, give me a break!” the man pleaded, “Just seconds ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”

“Well,” said God, “now that you are a believer, you must understand that I won’t work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?”

The atheist thinks for a minute then says, “God, please have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also.”

God replies, “So be it.”

The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, “Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided…”
 
Yes this is my unbiast conclusion about today after visiting the national day calander
 
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How do we know God likes coffee? Because the Bible says, He brews.

Why wasn’t Boaz a nice man before he got married? He was Ruth-less.

Who was the world’s first comedian? Samson. He brought the house down.

The Pharisees believe in the resurrection of the dead, but the Sadducees don’t. That’s why they’re sad, you see.

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

:)
 
Well, I thought I was going to post this in the cute animals thread, but then I started watching it and had to laugh.
I have bunnies, I KNOW bunny sounds and they sure aren't "TWEET TWEET" "MOOO" or "WOOF" :LOL:
(I guess the video maker was trying to focus on the nibble nibble of grass, but that's not an accurate bunny sound)
A barking bunny! 🐇
😄

Mine would be going for the mic cord as soon as I look away.
She was bad around any electric al appliance.
Sometimes she would thump her feet REAL HARD. That meant she was mad.
 
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oh gosh!
I had to read it a second time, slowly, aloud for it to 💡 :LOL:
very funny.

Yeah if you want to get a chuckle out of people then tell that to someone holding a straight face as though it really happened!

I call those "Real Story" jokes that start off as a real story and most people will believe you and have a good laugh

Of course I don't leave them thinking it actually happened to me and I let them I was just joking around with them.