can you guys post something funny please?

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stranger: "good morning doctor, i just dropped by to tell you how much i benefited from your treatment".
doctor: "but you're not 1 of my patients".
stranger: "i know, but my uncle bill was & i'm his heir"!
Since Covid, these are getting to be as popular as bad lawyer jokes.
But we can't honestly blame all of the Drs.
It's the 99% that give the 1% a bad name.
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This is partly inspired by the THREAD MASHUPS thread, and by the funny comment my daughter made last night.
She was looking at a cd at the library and reading the song titles. One was called "Yelling and screaming" and another was called "When I look at you".
I had to laugh because as she was reading them out loud it sounded like:
"Yelling and screaming when I look at you"
 
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.

Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.

What’s the most famous fish? A starfish!

Which state is the smartest? Alabama—it has four As and one B!

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