can you guys post something funny please?
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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"
Q: If you have 9 apples in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.
A: Big hands.
a motorist had a flat tire in front of the insane asylum. he took the wheel off & the bolts that held the wheel on rolled into the sewer. an inmate looked thru the fence & suggested that the man take 1 bolt off from each wheel of the remaining 3 wheels to hold the 4th wheel on until he gets to a service station. the man thanked him profusely & said, " i don't know why you are in this place". the man said, "i'm here for being crazy, not stupid"!
Actually, I can relate to some of this.
I feel bad for laughing at that set of dentures and the artificial leg... It probably cost those poor people a lot of money for replacements.
But unfortunately, I can't deny laughing either.
There's more where that came from, also!
;-)Those aren't real dentures lolI feel bad for laughing at that set of dentures and the artificial leg... It probably cost those poor people a lot of money for replacements.
But unfortunately, I can't deny laughing either.
There's more where that came from, also!
Now that's smashingness! I'll be able to get suited up and take on anything now!
I feel bad for laughing at that set of dentures and the artificial leg... It probably cost those poor people a lot of money for replacements.
But unfortunately, I can't deny laughing either.
I was trying to check all the sympathy boxes, just in case!
I feel bad for laughing at that set of dentures and the artificial leg... It probably cost those poor people a lot of money for replacements.
But unfortunately, I can't deny laughing either.
I suddenly realized it would have been a lot funnier if I would have said that it must have cost... AN ARM AND A LEG (to replace that artificial leg,) but, dang it!
As usual, I'm a little too late with the punchline!
