can you guys post something funny please?
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"Spider cat,spider cat,can't believe they're going that,spidey meow,spidey meow, you're gonna have to teach me how.... "
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
Who was the world’s first comedian? Samson. He brought the house down.
The Pharisees believe in the resurrection of the dead, but the Sadducees don’t. That’s why they’re sad, you see.
What time of day did God create Adam? Just before eve.
Who was the smartest person in the Bible? Abraham, he knew a Lot.
Who was the shortest person in the Bible? It is believed to be Bildad the Shuhite
What kind of plants didn't Noah want on the ark? Leeks.
How did God cure Moses’ headache? He gave him two tablets.
Why didn’t Noah go fishing? He only had two worms on the ark.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? By his net income.
What do they call pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
What did Jesus ask Peter as he was walking on water? Water you waiting for?
What’s the best place to get ice cream after church? Sundae school.
"Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him”
The Pharisees believe in the resurrection of the dead, but the Sadducees don’t. That’s why they’re sad, you see.
What time of day did God create Adam? Just before eve.
Who was the smartest person in the Bible? Abraham, he knew a Lot.
Who was the shortest person in the Bible? It is believed to be Bildad the Shuhite
What kind of plants didn't Noah want on the ark? Leeks.
How did God cure Moses’ headache? He gave him two tablets.
Why didn’t Noah go fishing? He only had two worms on the ark.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? By his net income.
What do they call pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
What did Jesus ask Peter as he was walking on water? Water you waiting for?
What’s the best place to get ice cream after church? Sundae school.
"Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him”
What kind of music do archeologists like?
They dig rock.
They dig rock.
