Christmas Stalkings!!!
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LOL! I can't guarantee my cupcakes are glutton free....but gluten free, yes.hahahaha tooooo funny. XD
Grace-Like-Rain - because she'd paint my face.
Cris - because I she'll share chocolate with me.And chocolate and coffee are a beautiful combination.
Jullianna - because I want her to teach me her awesome skillz.
1still_waters - But that might be boring, because if he started reading the Bible out loud, I'd be caught, because I'd be asleep, snoring my head off.
!!! R O F L !!! Give yerself an "Atta girl"! You just made my day!
I think it's safe to assume that, too. XD
I think I might stalk Pipp, because she makes cake. So if I ever get hungry...let's hope she makes gluten-free cakes.
I think it's safe to assume that, too. XD
I think I might stalk Pipp, because she makes cake. So if I ever get hungry...let's hope she makes gluten-free cakes.
I would learn to male gluten free just for you my little potential stalker friend.
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How is meatloaf with pasta in it punishment? That's a reward!
I could go for some of that about now. It looks to have a lovely glaze too.
Attention ladies: ServantStrike is not picky about food. He will make someone a perfect husband.
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Attention ladies: ServantStrike is not picky about food. He will make someone a perfect husband.
My secret is out!
I will indeed eat anything that stays still long enough. *buries face in hands*
I'm so ashamed. I can't help myself. When I see a plant or an animal, a small part of me does wonder what it might taste like. I take Acts 10:10 to heart.
10And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, 11And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: 12Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. 13And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. 14But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. 15And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common. 16This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.
I've learned from my dad, that guys will eat almost anything. You don't want something? Give it to Dad. Don't like the taste? Dad'll eat it. Food sitting in the fridge, close to spoiled? Hey, Dad will eat that too so it won't go to waste!
(I love my parents...dunno what I'd do without 'em.
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(I love my parents...dunno what I'd do without 'em.
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I've learned from my dad, that guys will eat almost anything. You don't want something? Give it to Dad. Don't like the taste? Dad'll eat it. Food sitting in the fridge, close to spoiled? Hey, Dad will eat that too so it won't go to waste!
(I love my parents...dunno what I'd do without 'em.
Not all men are that way, so treasure your dad!
ServantStrike, do not be ashamed. Do not hide your face. Your joy in strange, disgusting or... still breathing foods is a gift and a blessing to some future wife with unknown cooking skills.
Not all men are that way, so treasure your dad!
ServantStrike, do not be ashamed. Do not hide your face. Your joy in strange, disgusting or... still breathing foods is a gift and a blessing to some future wife with unknown cooking skills.
I do!
Sometimes I don't realize how lucky I am to have my mom and dad, or to have a mom and dad at all. Not everyone has that. So I'm happy to have a dad that eats everything and a mom who's a master of wits (and where I get my wittiness from! )!
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Not all men are that way, so treasure your dad!
ServantStrike, do not be ashamed. Do not hide your face. Your joy in strange, disgusting or... still breathing foods is a gift and a blessing to some future wife with unknown cooking skills.
Well... I joke about the staying still part. I only eat dead things, although I'll admit sometimes raw dead things are delicious (sushi, rare steak, just no chicken tartar)! I've seen people eat live things... kinda gross. That is not the way to win a woman's heart!
Maybe... some of my famous beef stew (okay it's not famous), or my broccoli rice cheddar casserole (that one is - people fight over it).
I've learned from my dad, that guys will eat almost anything. You don't want something? Give it to Dad. Don't like the taste? Dad'll eat it. Food sitting in the fridge, close to spoiled? Hey, Dad will eat that too so it won't go to waste!
(I love my parents...dunno what I'd do without 'em.
Now that you mention it, I think I saw some leftovers that got buried in the back of the fridge that were moving once. I did not eat them, although they were taken in for questioning.
As a kid, my dad grabbed this jug of milk that was so spoiled the curdles were HUGE and drank some of it once. It was pretty horrifying. Even more horrifying is that he didn't get violently ill.
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Because Pipp utterly despises meatloaf. And hates it more with macaroni in it.
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So, making her a bouquet of tiny meat loaves would not make for good stalking then?
I uh, I've gotta go. I've got a.... food... in the oven.