Clean jokes.

[mailmandan]

Question: How do trees access the internet?

Answer: They log in.

 

[andypro]

A little morning inspirational:

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

Taken from reddit:

Son: Dad, I'm cold.

Dad: Go stand in the corner then, son.

Son: Why the corner?

Dad: Because it's 90 degrees.

 

[ArtsieSteph]

Why is it hard to find a place to play cards in Africa? Cuz there too many cheetahs :B

 

[mailmandan]

Question: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

Answer: It runs in your jeans.

Whoops! Maybe that one is not so clean.

 

[Sirk]

Question: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

Answer: It runs in your jeans.

Whoops! Maybe that one is not so clean.

Laugh out loud!

 

[p_rehbein]

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't.

 

[p_rehbein]

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman . . . neither works.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

 

[AbbeyJoy]

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[AbbeyJoy]

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Penguin rolling down the hill lol

 

[melita916]

what birds stick together? vel-crows!!! hehehehehe

 

[gymnerd]

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 

[gymnerd]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

 

[gymnerd]

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

 

[gymnerd]

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

 

[ColinCat]

A recent survey suggests that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.

 

[ColinCat]

Mary Rose sat on a thorn... Mary rose.

 

[ColinCat]

I woke up last night and saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed

First I was afraid, I was petrified...