Come Help The Singles Forum Build a Better Man Trap!!

[Talljake]

Oh c'mon, @Talljake, we even have the perfect personalized bait, er, I mean, gift, just for you!!!

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Go ahead!

Pick one (or maybe a couple.)

It's perfectly safe, honest!

(Talljake has used a few avatar pictures before in which we can deduce that he has a certain penchant for flannel... Just a helpful hint for any lucky lady trying to land him!)

Alright men she's pulling out flannel....

Run away

 

[Tall_Timbers]

Put a bowl filled with anything with the 4 basic food colors. Suggestions: starbursts, skittles, fruit loops. Most men will be so distracted by the bait that they won't notice the trap waiting for them. Configure the trap so it'll cinch around the ankles and propel the target man into a helpless upside down position. Leave him dangling upside down as long as necessary until he has agreed to concede.

 

[Edith]

Man Trap 1.0 ✍️
- Compliment them
- fill their Stomach
- offer gifts
- Do their favorite thing game, sports
NB the kind of guy you want determines the bait

 

[seoulsearch]

Put a bowl filled with anything with the 4 basic food colors. Suggestions: starbursts, skittles, fruit loops. Most men will be so distracted by the bait that they won't notice the trap waiting for them. Configure the trap so it'll cinch around the ankles and propel the target man into a helpless upside down position. Leave him dangling upside down as long as necessary until he has agreed to concede.

LOL!!!

This really did have me laughing out loud -- just picture how distracting all the different colors would be!



My favorite thing about how this thread is turning out is that some of the best ideas are from the men themselves!!

Ladies, what do make of it if the men are a bit too eager to offer suggestions here! It's as if they want their fellow men to be trapped!!

How do y'all (ladies) feel about this?

Is it ok that they're giving us such easy ideas -- or do we need a bit more of a challenge?

Perhaps something like this, except man-sized (and we'd have to find a way to make it humane!)




I'm thinking we could get away with this as long as we have a nice big field of soft, bouncy cushions for the men to land in once we trap -- and blast -- them.

 

[Edith]

Put a bowl filled with anything with the 4 basic food colors. Suggestions: starbursts, skittles, fruit loops. Most men will be so distracted by the bait that they won't notice the trap waiting for them. Configure the trap so it'll cinch around the ankles and propel the target man into a helpless upside down position. Leave him dangling upside down as long as necessary until he has agreed to concede.

Laughing hard

 

[seoulsearch]

Laughing hard

We are blessed to have so many people here with such awesome sense of humor!

The answers people are giving in this thread are the funniest things I've seen all week!

 

[Talljake]

Alright men she's pulling out flannel....

Run away

@seoulsearch , cut it out with the sad face lol. If I was going to fun, I'd run past your trap and straight to you 😁.

 

[Lynx]

A toolbox is a very personal thing. Every man wants only the tools he wants in a toolbox, none of the tools he doesn't, and it has to be a certain size to make room for more tools or to be easier to carry, depending on the man's preference. I don't think a toolbox would work.

If you want to try to make it work, you first have to learn a lot about the man for whom you are designing the trap. That is kind of antithetical to the whole aim of this thread. We are trying to make some good ideas for general traps.

And I also would totally kill that sandwich.

 

[Lynx]

The best trap is one that the prey does not even know is a trap. If this was the trap somebody used for me, you could lock the door and I wouldn't even know it for a few months.

 

[cinder]

Recommended man trap ingredients:

1 car with flat tire(s)
1 damsel in distress
crappy tools to make sure that tire doesn't get changed too quickly
and maybe something to ensure tire stays flat and you aren't out of distress until you are done with man and ready to release him from the trap

So yeah drive you car somewhere that men will be, flatten tires, stand around looking helpless until man comes to your rescue then act very greatful and appreciative and tell him how much you needed him.

One flaw of this trap, it can also catch all those good men who are already married.

 

[seoulsearch]

@seoulsearch , cut it out with the sad face lol. If I was going to fun, I'd run past your trap and straight to you 😁.

Lol!

I think they have a saying for this.

Oh yeah, it's:

 

[RodB651]

A toolbox, work table, stool, shop fan, coffee pot, camping stove, and a small fridge.
I'm there!
😁☕

Probably not the point of this topic, but my mind took the idea and ran with it!

 

[cinder]

I think maybe we have some smart menfolk who think if they give suggestions for their ideal man cave maybe one of the women will build it for them for free

 

[seoulsearch]

Man Trap 1.0 ✍️
- Compliment them
- fill their Stomach
- offer gifts
- Do their favorite thing game, sports
NB the kind of guy you want determines the bait

@Edith, I just noticed your avatar picture!

Girl, you are gorgeous! 🥰💐

 

[seoulsearch]

I think maybe we have some smart menfolk who think if they give suggestions for their ideal man cave maybe one of the women will build it for them for free

So all this time, I was thinking we were building The Perfect Man Trap -- but what we're actually doing is building Free Man Caves?!




Looks like it's time to pull a Reverse Uno in the near future and see if this reverse psychology will work on the men! (Follow-up thread will soon be in the works.)

 

[Edith]

@Edith, I just noticed your avatar picture!

Girl, you are gorgeous! 🥰💐

🙈 Thank You

 

[Lynx]

I think maybe we have some smart menfolk who think if they give suggestions for their ideal man cave maybe one of the women will build it for them for free

So that's what you think, do you?

I think if you spec too hard into perception and intelligence, you don't have too many attribute points left for strength and agility. Then any random feline can easily make an end run around you and use your car tires for a scratching post. That's what I think.

I mean, what do you think you're doing, giving away our secrets like that? I was so close to having the perfect lair.

 

[cinder]

So that's what you think, do you?

I think if you spec too hard into perception and intelligence, you don't have too many attribute points left for strength and agility. Then any random feline can easily make an end run around you and use your car tires for a scratching post. That's what I think.

I mean, what do you think you're doing, giving away our secrets like that? I was so close to having the perfect lair.

All the strength and agility specs went to my dog. She loves chasing small furry creatures like cats. Just saying that cats clawing tires will need some pretty good agility specs themselves to survive their attack on mypoor defenseless car.

 

[Lynx]

All the strength and agility specs went to my dog. She loves chasing small furry creatures like cats. Just saying that cats clawing tires will need some pretty good agility specs themselves to survive their attack on mypoor defenseless car.

Nothing a slab of raw bacon can't fix.