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CarriePie said:
Admittedly, for me personally, it's mostly the beard lol. That top chainsaw cake looks delectable though!
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You heard it here first, gentlemen!

Firearms (extended joke from the Man Trap Thread) aren't the only way to our own Miss Carrie's heart!!

If you want to set a good Woman Trap for her, a sure-fire way is to bait it with something like this:

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For the fol-lic-u-lar-ly challenged, I'm not sure how Carrie feels about... "Artificially Enhanced" Beards?


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We'll all have to see how she answers! :cool:

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seoulsearch said:
Sheesh.

I wish all it took for ME to stop thinking about the dessert cart was a chainsaw. :sneaky:

Although...

I would probably be preoccupied thinking about what kinds of desserts would be big and hearty enough to CUT with a chainsaw... and how I could get my hands on them.


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I have seen it done in a video game.

 
seoulsearch said:
You heard it here first, gentlemen!

Firearms (extended joke from the Man Trap Thread) aren't the only way to our own Miss Carrie's heart!!

If you want to set a good Woman Trap for her, a sure-fire way is to bait it with something like this:

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For the fol-lic-u-lar-ly challenged, I'm not sure how Carrie feels about... "Artificially Enhanced" Beards?


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We'll all have to see how she answers! :cool:

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:ROFL:

Just keep the critters separate from the beard...

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seoulsearch said:
Goodness gracious!!

Many kudos to you, Daisy, for wrestling with that spare!! I'm looking up prices right now to buy one for myself (that will remain LOOSE in my trunk!) along with a tool and tire patch kit.

Does your insurance include roadside assistance or can you add it on?

I just mention it because I used to have my regular car insurance and AAA as well, and I was just using Triple A for the roadside assistance and a few travel discounts.

It got to the point where the membership wasn't paying off for me anymore -- especially when I found out that adding 24/7 roadside to my already existing car insurance policy was only $10 -- and my experience with their service was top-notch.

(I have Safeco in case this would help anyone.) :)
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Always a good idea to have a tire patch on hand. Nothing like being 40 miles from town with a tire losing air pressure. 😓 My friend's dad had that happen to him. Fortunately, he had a very old truck, and riding on the rims is an option 😂 Thanks for the car insurance tip, I'll be sure to ask.
 
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Tall_Timbers said:
That's a tough one since I'm practically a hermit and am already married.

If I was single and developed a hankering for a particular female, I think I'd go straight to her house, and knock. When she answers the door and sees I'm carrying a large commercial grade chainsaw she's probably gonna get a little nervous real quick, so without wasting time I'd tell her I've been cutting down trees for a log home, have a little spare time, and would she mind if I cut down the tree that looked like a strong wind could blow it right into her house, especially since the tree was leaning in the direction of the house.

After that job is done and I've split the wood to sell or use in a fire place or fire circle, I'd thank her for letting me turn that tree into firewood, and since she's done me such a fine favor, could I take her out to dinner that evening.

I'm figuring that about the time the Maitre D' comes around with the desert cart, the lady will be captured.
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that's unique! phunnneee also because i spent my living in tree removal!
 
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i'll contribute as long as this post don't include wacky, wonky, weird, wimpish, waggish, wanton women!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahna nyuknyuknyuk!!!!
 
Karlon said:
i'll contribute as long as this post don't include wacky, wonky, weird, wimpish, waggish, wanton women!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahna nyuknyuknyuk!!!!
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I deal with all those kinds at w*rk. That might be why I'm still single...

Actually the first four are not all that bad. I can deal with those. Waggish and wanton though, those two will have me heading for the door.
 
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A room full of happy puppies is a great trap. I'd fall for that every time.
 
Tall_Timbers said:
would she mind if I cut down the tree that looked like a strong wind could blow it right into her house, especially since the tree was leaning in the direction of the house.
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Makes me wonder how long have you been stalking me? And you could have had the leaning tower of pinetreeza if you'd asked before I paid someone big bucks to remove it's top so it wasn't a danger.
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Lynx said:
I deal with all those kinds at w*rk. That might be why I'm still single...

Actually the first four are not all that bad. I can deal with those. Waggish and wanton though, those two will have me heading for the door.
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my 1st laugh of the day!
 
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Puppies, shoes, chocolate, flowers, craft supplies, bakeware, clothes, and gardening supplies.
Something that seems to have gotten very popular the last five years is chickens, so let's add poultry to the list.
 
Elizabeth35 said:
Puppies, shoes, chocolate, flowers, craft supplies, bakeware, clothes, and gardening supplies. Something that seems to have gotten very popular the last five years is chickens, so let's add poultry to the list.
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Lol!

This is one of the most unique answers I've heard.

But the big question is, do you prefer your poultry in a palace:


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Or on a platter?!

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sorry. (either about that or this) the site clipped the top of my joke......or it just didnt show it to me. lol ynct.
 
And here I thought the fart jokes would be bait in the man traps, though you might end up attracting preteen boys with those
 
ehm.
men fart more than women,........
because they close their mouths long enough to build up pressure.
 
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