confuse your date in one phrase

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I do confuse everyone πŸ˜‚ hear me speak English and you will get confused everytime πŸ˜…

I have this accent that is thicker than a plywood πŸ˜…


You: Wet
Me: Wit

You: French fries
Me: prench pries


You: She can't breath
Me:Chicken nut bread
I can't bread 🀣

You: less
Me: liss

You: single
Me:sing--gol πŸ˜‚

You: beat,bate,bit,bet
Me: bit

You: Valentine
Me: Balin---taym 🀣

You: Mess,maze and miss
Me: Miss 🀣
No. I would say a 2x4. Lol...
 

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#22
smell this...

dose it smell like chloroform πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
 

fizzyjoe

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???? I was saying that her accent was a little thicker then ply wood. That's all...
Ok now I'm utterly confused, what does chloroform have to do with her accent?(the post you quoted)πŸ€”πŸ™ƒπŸ˜†
 

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#25
can't stop lol'ing IRL😁😁😁
 
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Ok now I'm utterly confused, what does chloroform have to do with her accent?(the post you quoted)πŸ€”πŸ™ƒπŸ˜†
Yeah πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” πŸ˜…πŸ€£
 

fizzyjoe

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can't stop lol'ing IRL😁😁😁
what with this clearly ordinary and understandable thread that stands to reasonπŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜†
 

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#29
glad to ser my peeps gets some laughs... Lord knows we all need to lol... serious though:
a cheerful heart is good medicine
Proverbs 17:22(a)
 
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No. I would say a 2x4. Lol...
glad to ser my peeps gets some laughs... Lord knows we all need to lol... serious though:
a cheerful heart is good medicine
Proverbs 17:22(a)
glad to ser my peeps gets some laughs... Lord knows we all need to lol... serious though:
a cheerful heart is good medicine
Proverbs 17:22(a)
I don't have to look it up. Having a cheerful heart is always a good thing. This means that you are good with life...
 

Lanolin

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sorry but Im her twin and we swapped cos my sister wants to go with someone else.
 

ArtsieSteph

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Hmmmmmm....trying to think of one I would say on a date....

I have a feeling I’d confuse them right from the getgo if they were too close and I said β€œhey could you move over a scosche”
 

Didymous

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I do confuse everyone πŸ˜‚ hear me speak English and you will get confused everytime πŸ˜…

I have this accent that is thicker than a plywood πŸ˜…


You: Wet
Me: Wit

You: French fries
Me: prench pries


You: She can't breath
Me:Chicken nut bread
I can't bread 🀣

You: less
Me: liss

You: single
Me:sing--gol πŸ˜‚

You: beat,bate,bit,bet
Me: bit

You: Valentine
Me: Balin---taym 🀣

You: Mess,maze and miss
Me: Miss 🀣

I love it! :cool:
 

Lanolin

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#35
at what level is this date?
if the date is confused by this, you need to explain.

4, 3, 2 or 1? Can you call me when we get to level 1. I dont want to go out otherwise.
 

fizzyjoe

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at what level is this date?
if the date is confused by this, you need to explain.

4, 3, 2 or 1? Can you call me when we get to level 1. I dont want to go out otherwise.
This a 4 story building?, which story isn't a fairy tale?😁😁😁
 

Lanolin

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haha no its talking about emergency levels.
level 4 you meant to stay at home
level 3 only essential workers can go out
level 2 practice social distancing
level 1 dont kiss anybody with the virus