Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, I do it for you but write about Australian politics...............
I wish cows actually gave chocolate milk....
 
Granted, but if you drink it you instantly get the mad cow disease........

I wish i can quit my job and still get paid .....................
 
Granted but you get paid in peanuts......

Wish I could yodel........
 
granted, but you have to wear pink polka dot laderhosen

I wish i was cool!
 
Granted but a fan follows you around for the rest of your life....

Wish I lived on a tropical island..........
 
Granted, but it sinks into the ocean once every 5 years and all your stuff gets washed away.

I wish I had a baby.
 
granted, but its a mutant and eats you in your sleep.

I wish my bro wasnt so annoying!
 
Granted, but he takes a bath once a week and never washes his clothes.

i wish it was closer to my vacation.
 
granted, its the day after your vacation!

I wish i had a new laptop.
 
Granted, but it crashes all the time

I wish I was wearing shorts.
 
Granted but your legs are forever hairy......

wish I was going with CCG to Brazil............
 
Granted, but you forgot your yellow fever shot

I wish there was more pizza
 
Granted but I eat it.......

wish I owned my own chocolate factory...........
 
Granted, but all the Oompa Lompas are on strike.

I wish I had a dog
 
granted, but its a taxidermyed dog.

I wish I could get a hold of the guy i want to but a laptop from
 
Granted but he just sold the laptop you wanted.....

wish my hair was curly........
 
granted, but its co curly you look like a clown!

I wish i had more friends.
 
Granted, but they're all invisible

I wish I could go out for breakfast.
 
Granted, but the place is infested with roaches.

I wish my hours were different...
 
Granted, but now they're minutes

I wish I was eating Chinese
 
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