Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted but it's a china man's toe nail.....*shudders*

wish I lived on a farm............
 
Granted, but it's the funny farm.

I wish my house cleaned itself
 
Granted but it cleans out all your furniture and personal belongings.

I wish I didn't have curly hair.
 
Granted, but we wouldn't need Jesus!

I wish I had a mllion dollars in real money.
 
granted, but you cant have it until you are 100.

I wish people would tell me how they really feel.
 
Granted, but you will become depressed... and ultimately die of starvation.

I wish I was really cool.
 
granted, you are now ice cold all the time and you can never get warm.

I wish I was moved out of my parents house.
 
Granted. But, your parents moved in with you at your new one!

I wish that I could jump out of a moving vehicle and survive.
 
Granted but it's a little kid's ride at the show....

wish I had a brain like Albert Einstein.......
 
granted, you have his brain, now what are you going to do with it? its sitting in a jar!

I wish I could go on a trip right now!
 
Granted.....Missy trips Hannah up with her foot :p

wish babies never cried..........
 
Granted, but then they only speak Swahili until they turn 5!

I wish my visa was already ready. I have to go back to Houston to pick it up on the 27th
 
Granted but you lose it before your holiday...........

wish I had a peach tree.........
 
Granted, but it gives lemons.

I wish I had ice in my water.
 
granted but it's a picture of ice.....

wish my tummy would stop making funny noises.........
 
Granted, but then it starts talking.

I wish I had a hot tub.
 
Granted but it's the size of shoe.........

wish my weekend to be exciting........
 
Granted, but the rest of the week is superboring.

I wish I had a pool.